“Ah huh, but I know what you’re a thinkin’ and ye needn’t worry.
We’ll beat her across easy. He hasn’t got his boom mor’n half done
and won’t get started ’fore ’bout three o’clock, an’ we ought ter be
half way across by that time,” the captain assured them.
“We’re all ready fer ye to start, Cap’n,” Tom Bean said, as they
entered the office where the foreman was busy putting some papers
away. “’Spose ye’ve had yer dinner,” he added, with a wink at the
boys.
“Wall neuw,” Cap’n Seth began scratching his head. “I kinder
cal’lated to git a little snack ’fore we started. If this wind
freshens up much more it’ll be a long trip an’ we’ll be hungry afore
we get back.”
“Oh, quit your teasing, Tom,” Jack laughed, as he saw the wistful
look in the captain’s face. “Don’t you mind him, Cap’n Seth.
Dinner’ll be ready in about five minutes now, and we’re not going to
start till we get filled up.”
Cap’n Seth, much relieved in his mind with the assurance that he
would get his dinner, shook his fist in mock anger at the foreman.
“I reckon ye think yer mighty smart scarin’ a feller outter a year’s
growth with yer tomfoolery. Do ye ever read the Bible?” he asked
suddenly, changing the conversation.
“Do I iver rade the Bible is it?” Tom almost shouted, for it was his
proud boast that he was a great Bible scholar. “Sure and it’s meself
thot fergits more about the Bible ivery night than ye iver knowed.”
“Is that so?” Cap’n Seth replied, a most serious look on his face.
“Then mebby ye kin settle a pint fer me that’s bin givin’ me a lot
o’ trouble.”
“Mebby I kin,” Tom assured him, sticking out his huge chest. “If
it’s in the Bible ye’ve come ter the right man and don’t ye fergit
it. What is it?”
“Wall,” Cap’n Seth began slowly, scratching his head. “It’s like
this. I’ve wanted fer a long time ter know why Moses didn’t take iny
giraffes inter the ark.”
The big foreman slowly and thoughtfully scratched his head. He felt
that his reputation as a Bible scholar was at stake and did not want
to make a mistake. He thought for a moment without speaking, then, a
look of relief coming to his face, he asked:
“And how do yer know thot he didn’t?”
“Tom, I’m surprised at yer. I thought ye knew sumpin about the
Scriptures and yer don’t even know that Moses didn’t take any
giraffes inter the ark. Wall, wall, kin ye beat it?”
Tom, feeling more than ever uncertain of his ground, hastily
endeavored to regain his lost prestige by saying:
“Ter be sure I knowed it, but I jest wanted ter be sure as how ye
knowed it.”
“That’s a leetle too thin, Tom, but we’ll let it go if ye kin give
me the rason,” Cap’n Seth declared, with a sly wink at the boys.
“Sure and that’s aisy,” he declared, after a moment’s deep thought.
“It was because the blamed critters were too tall fer the ark, of
course.”
“Too tall yer eye,” the captain snorted. “Ye got ter do better’n
that or go ter the foot o’ the class.”
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