The golden windmill, and other storiesAumonier, Stacy
Philosophy
The golden windmill, and other stories
Aumonier, Stacy
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Sam gazed at the horrid glittering little barrel, and gasped. Well, he
never! To be threatened with murder when you’re doing your duty in your
employer’s private property! But, still, perhaps the man was mad. A man
must be more or less mad to go up in one of those crazy things. And life
was very sweet on that summer morning, in spite of sixty-nine years. He
sat down among the swedes.
The aviator was so busy with his cranks and machinery that he hardly
deigned to pay him any attention, except to keep the revolver handy. He
worked feverishly, and Sam sat watching him. At the end of ten minutes he
seemed to have solved his troubles with the machine, but he still seemed
very scared. He kept on glancing round and out to sea. When his repairs
were completed, he straightened his back and wiped the perspiration
from his brow. He was apparently on the point of springing back into the
machine and going off, when a sudden mood of facetiousness, caused by
relief from the strain he had endured, came to him. He turned to old Sam,
and smiled; at the same time remarking:
“Well, old grandfather, and now we shall be all right, isn’t it?”
He came close up to Sam, and then suddenly started back.
“Gott!” he cried. “Paul Jouperts!”
Sam gazed at him, bewildered, and the madman started talking to him in
some foreign tongue. Sam shook his head.
“You no right,” he remarked, “to come bargin’ through they swedes of Mr.
Dodge’s.”
And then the aviator behaved in a most peculiar manner. He came up and
examined his face very closely, and gave a gentle tug at his beard and
hair, as if to see whether it were real or false.
“What is your name, old man?” he said.
“Sam Gates.”
The aviator muttered some words that sounded something like “mare
vudish!” and then turned to his machine. He appeared to be dazed and in
a great state of doubt. He fumbled with some cranks, but kept glancing
at old Sam. At last he got into the car and started the engine. Then he
stopped, and sat there deep in thought. At last he suddenly sprang out
again, and, approaching Sam, he said very deliberately:
“Old grandfather, I shall require you to accompany me.”
Sam gasped.
“Eh?” he said. “What be talkin’ about? ’company? I got these here lines
o’ tarnips—I be already behoind—”
The disgusting little revolver once more flashed before his eyes.
“There must be no discussion,” came the voice. “It is necessary that you
mount the seat of the car without delay. Otherwise I shoot you like the
dog you are. So!”
Old Sam was hale and hearty. He had no desire to die so ignominiously.
The pleasant smell of the downland was in his nostrils. His foot was on
his native heath. He mounted the seat of the car, contenting himself with
a mutter:
“Well, that be a noice thing, I must say! Flyin’ about the country with
all they tarnips on’y half thinned—”
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