The golden windmill, and other storiesAumonier, Stacy
Philosophy
The golden windmill, and other stories
Aumonier, Stacy
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English
Mr. Pothecary was known in the neighborhood of the Waterloo Road as “The
Stinker,” a title easily earned by the peculiar qualities of his business
and the obvious additional fact that a Pothecary was a chemist. He was
a very small man, bald-headed with yellowy-white side whiskers, a blue
chin, a perambulating nostril with a large wart on the port side. He
wore a square bowler hat which seemed to thrust out the protruding flaps
of his large ears. His greeny-black clothes were always too large for
him and ended in a kind of thick spiral above his square-toed boots. He
always wore a flat white collar—more or less clean—and no tie. This minor
defect was easily atoned for by a heavy silver chain on his waistcoat
from which hung gold seals and ribbons connecting with watches, knives,
and all kinds of ingenious appliances in his waistcoat pockets.
The noble intention of his day was a little chilled on his arrival at
the shop. In the first place, although customers were then arriving for
breakfast, the boy Scales was slopping water over the front step. Having
severely castigated the miscreant youth and prophesied that his chances
of happiness in the life to come were about as remote as those of a dead
dog-fish in the upper reaches of the Thames, he made his way through the
customers to the room at the back, and there he met Dolling.
Dolling was Edwin’s manager, and he cannot be overlooked. In the first
place, he was remarkably like a fish himself. He had the same dull
expressionless eyes and the drooping mouth and drooping mustache.
Everything about him drooped and dripped. He was always wet. He wore a
gray flannel shirt and no collar or tie. His braces, trousers, and hair
all seemed the same color. He hovered in the background with a knife, and
did the cutting up and dressing. He had, moreover, all the taciturnity
of a fish, and its peculiar ability for getting out of a difficulty. He
never spoke. He simply looked lugubrious, and pointed at things with
his knife. And yet Edwin knew that he was an excellent manager. For it
must be observed that in spite of the gold-lettered board outside with
its fanfare of cod, brill, halibut, plaice and pilchards, whatever the
customer asked for, by the time it had passed through Dolling’s hand it
was just _fish_. No nonsense about it at all. Just plain fish leveled
with a uniform brown crust. If you asked for cod you got _fish_. If you
asked for halibut you also got _fish_. Dolling was something of an artist.
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