The Golf Courses of the British IslesDarwin, Bernard
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The Golf Courses of the British Isles
Darwin, Bernard
Golf courses -- Great Britain
Of the courses to be reached from the Baker Street end of London,
such as =Northwood=, Chorleywood, Harewood Downs and Sandy Lodge,
Northwood is perhaps the best known, and there we come upon a somewhat
different kind of golf; perhaps it would be more accurate to describe
it as a mixture of two different kinds of golf. There are holes among
the gorse, and there are holes of a more agricultural character among
the hedges and ditches. Regarded in the abstract, gorse-bushes, or,
as I ought to call them, whins, are not an ideal hazard. It is often
impossible to play the ball out of them, and still more often unwise
to make the attempt without a suit of armour, while the local rule, to
be found on some courses, that the ball may or even must be lifted and
dropped under a penalty is thoroughly unsatisfactory.
If, however, whins are from their nature a bad hazard, they have
nevertheless very distinguished sanction. They are to be found on links
of undoubted eminence, and were found on many more till they were
literally hacked and hewed out of existence by the niblick shots of
their infuriated victims. Moreover, say what we will, they are rather
entertaining, and the very fact that a serious error will almost ruin
us gives a poignancy which is lacking in any but the most desperate of
sand-pits; we trifle pleasurably with our terrors and snatch a fearful
joy. Certainly there is a great deal of amusement to be extracted from
the Northwood whins, and our achievements or disasters among them
are those that remain graven on the memory. Yet there is one hole in
the county of ditches and hedges (such colossal hedges as those
at Northwood were surely never seen before) that leaves as vivid an
impression on the mind as the spikiest of gorse can leave elsewhere.
This is the eighth, which rejoices, I believe, in the appropriate name
of 'Death or Glory.' It supplies a standing refutation of the theory
that a hole cannot be a good one if it is of that mongrel length
known as 'a drive and a pitch,' or, as it has been brilliantly though
indelicately expressed, 'a kick and a spit.'
[Illustration: NORTHWOOD
_'Death or glory' (the eighth hole)_]
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