The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children — John Shaqi
The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous ChildrenBurgess, Gelett
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The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children
Burgess, Gelett
Manners and customs -- Juvenile literature
A puppy, when he
gets a bone,
Will keep it for
himself alone.
So Bildad would not
share his toys
Or lend them to
the other boys.
He was a Goop;
and so are you
If you are ever
selfish, too!
[Illustration: Selfish with Toys]
PERCY BINGG
Percy Bingg,
when he's at play,
Is almost always
in the way;
In the room,
or in the street,
Always under
people's feet!
Goops like that
annoy me so!
_You_ keep out
the way, I know!
[Illustration: In the Way]
BETSY BIRCH
Look at little
Betsy Birch,
Always whispering
in church!
Always playing
with the books,
Never caring
how she looks!
Never knowing
Goops like her
Ought to neither
talk nor stir!
[Illustration: Talking in Church]
LEVI BOING
Are you a Goop,
like Levi Boing?
He never looks
where he is going;
He's always bumping
into chairs,
And stumbling, when
he goes upstairs;
He tips things over,
bumps his nose.
He _can't_ be careful,
I suppose!
[Illustration: Going Carelessly]
MARY C. C. CALL
Mary Carey
Cory Call--
Hear her cry and
hear her bawl!
Hear her groan!
Hear her growl!
Hear her moan!--
Hear her howl!
She's the goopiest
Goop of all,
Mary Carey
Cory Call!
[Illustration: Crying Continually]
LITTLE CORALIE
Though Coralie
was small and sweet,
She always, always
had wet feet.
She liked to walk
through puddles; so,
She always had
a cold, you know.
But as _you_ aren't
a Goop, you try
To keep your tootsies
warm and dry.
[Illustration: Getting Feet Wet]
ANDREW CROSSETT
Have you heard how
Andrew Crossett
Meddled with the
water-faucet?
Letting water
flood the sink?
Andrew was
a Goop, I think;
Otherwise he
would have known
He should let
such things alone!
[Illustration: Playing with Faucet]
ANNABELLA DAY
How slow is
Annabella Day!
She's _so_ reluctant
to obey!
She acts so sluggish
and so sickly!
Oh, Anna, why not
do it quickly?
Oh, Anna, do be
prompt, and then,
No one will call
you "Goop" again!
[Illustration: Obeying Slowly]
GWENDOLYN De V. De WITT
Miss Gwendolyn
De Vere De Witt
Is having _such_
a sulky fit!
Because she couldn't
have her way
With other children
at their play.
A sulky Goop
I really call
As bad as those
who cry and bawl.
[Illustration: Sulking]
ADOLPHUS ELFINSTONE
Adolphus Elfinstone,
of Nachez,
Thought it was fun
to play with matches
Until the little Goop
had learned
It hurt a lot
when he got burned!
A _little_ fire
is queer and curious;
But soon it grows
quite big and furious.
[Illustration: Playing with Matches]
AMANDA FISH
If there's sugar
in the dish,
Who will take it?
Mandy Fish?
If there is a
box of candy,
Just look out
for little Mandy!
She goops the fruit,
and leaves the peeling--
_She_ calls it fun;
I call it stealing!
[Illustration: Stealing Sweets]
FREDERICK FISHER
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