The Goose-step: A Study of American EducationSinclair, Upton
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The Goose-step: A Study of American Education
Sinclair, Upton
Education -- United States; Universities and colleges -- United States
The students laugh and cheer—what can you expect of young people, who
have little sense of dignity, and think this is a lark? They troop
outside, and more come running up from all directions. Never in the
thirty years of our university has there been such a violation of
propriety. For an hour the man delivers a rankly socialistic harangue to
fifteen hundred students, and when he tries to stop, they clamor for him
to go on, they crowd about and ask him questions, and he is kept talking
until eleven o’clock at night, telling our young men and women about
strikes and graft—all the most dangerous ideas, which we have been
working so hard to keep away from them! Even things right here in
Chicago—the fact that our biggest newspapers have their buildings upon
land which they have stolen from the city schools; the fact that our
school-board has been stealing several millions of dollars of the
people’s money, while a clerk of our city jail has got away with three
thousand dollars belonging to his prisoners!
However, we are happy to say that some of our students resisted these
Bolshevik blandishments, and gave proof of the principles we have
instilled into them. We have a university paper called the “Daily
Maroon,” which the radicals impudently dub the “Moron.” This paper next
day had a report of the meeting, and it certainly was delightful the way
they gave it to the oratorical author: “His talk was a more or less
skilful combination of a frenzied street corner gathering (to be sure,
there was no soap-box), and a lecture in Political Economy on capital
and labor and the feudal system. All the old platitudes used for the
last decade in liberal workmen’s papers were repeated.” You will not
fail to appreciate the gentlemanly tone of that rebuke; and then, this
most cruel cut of all: “One is tempted, too, to wonder what kind of
novels Mr. Sinclair writes; if they are as full of mistakes in grammar
as his address last night, his publishers must be gray around the
temples.” Reading the above, we were so much pleased that we sent marked
copies to all the directors of the Standard Oil Company and the packers,
so that our friends might have proof that the better classes of our
students do not read socialistic books.
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