The Goose-step: A Study of American EducationSinclair, Upton
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The Goose-step: A Study of American Education
Sinclair, Upton
Education -- United States; Universities and colleges -- United States
These professors were charming fellows in their social life; but when
they were offended in their class prejudices, they became vindictive.
They were incensed against Professor William E. Bohn, who was a
candidate on the Socialist ticket, and made a speech at Kalamazoo, which
was taken up by the capitalist press. Professor Bohn’s manuscript showed
that he did not say what the papers accused him of saying, and many
members of the audience substantiated his statement, nevertheless he was
fired. About this same time they barred Jane Addams from speaking in a
college building; she was arguing for woman suffrage, and that was a
contentious political question, unfit for student ears!
For thirteen years Smithfield was in perpetual hot water, being “called
up” and cautioned and pleaded with by the authorities. “What is the
matter?” he asked of his dean. “Can’t I teach?” The answer was, “You
teach too God-damned well.” This was Mortimer E. Cooley, a high-up
authority in the engineering world, one of those valuation wizards about
whom we learned in our study of Harvard. Dean Cooley has been interested
all his life in privately owned public utilities, and he stated his
point of view to one of his professors: “An engineer owes his first duty
to the man who employs him.” In the pamphlet, “Snapping Cords,” by
Morris L. Cooke, of Philadelphia, it is narrated how Professor Cooley
serves his masters; he went to the Worcester Polytechnic Institute, and
told these students that “in 1911 the average rate of return on all the
capital (of all utility corporations) was but 2.3 per cent.” Mr. Cooke
cites a circular of Henry L. Doherty & Company, New York investment
bankers, giving a table of net earnings of such corporations for the ten
years from 1902, to 1912, and they amount to: gas and electric, 8.45;
industrials, 7.79; railroads, 4.25 per cent. Mr. Cooke adds the
important note that the securities of such utility corporations are from
fifty to one hundred per cent in excess of invested capital!
Dean Cooley was troubled, because he could not get his engineering
students to take any interest in ideas. They ought to have a little more
culture than the average business men, he thought; so he tried to get
them to read Shakespeare and Milton, but in vain; he tried to get them
to read Darwin and Huxley, but in vain. Chemistry and physics they got
in the laboratory, but they had no biology and wanted none. Smithfield
tried them on the social sciences, introducing them to Bertrand Russell
and Bernard Shaw; and these hustling young engineers suddenly discovered
that literature had something to do with life. In six semesters this
teacher had eight sections, over two hundred students. But every bit of
this was abolished by the university authorities, under pressure of the
plutocracy of automobiles, railroads and banks.
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