LXIV. The University of Jabbergrab 313 LXV. The Growth of Jabbergrab 319 LXVI. Jabbergrab in Journalism 323 LXVII. The City Colleges 329 LXVIII. The Large Mushrooms 334 LXIX. The Little Toadstools 339 LXX. God and Mammon 345 LXXI. The Orange-outang Hunters 351 LXXII. The Academic Pogrom 356 LXXIII. The Semi-Simian Mob 363 LXXIV. The Rah-rah Boys 370 LXXV. The Social Traitors 377 LXXVI. Prexy 382 LXXVII. Damn the Faculty 390 LXXVIII. Small Souls 395 LXXIX. The World of “Hush” 399 LXXX. The Foundations of Fraud 407 LXXXI. The Bolshevik Hunters 412 LXXXII. The Helen Ghouls 418 LXXXIII. The Shepard’s Crook 424 LXXXIV. Cities of Refuge 428 LXXXV. The Academic Rabbits 436 LXXXVI. Workers’ Education 440 LXXXVII. The Spider and the Fly 445 LXXXVIII. The Workers’ Colleges 450 LXXXIX. The Professors’ Union 454 XC. The Professors’ Strike 459 XCI. Educating the Educators 464 XCII. The League of Youth 470 XCIII. The Open Forum 473 INTRODUCTORY Six hundred thousand young people are attending colleges and universities in America. They are the pick of our coming generation; they are the future of our country. If they are wisely and soundly taught, America will be great and happy; if they are misguided and mistaught, no power can save us. What is the so-called “higher education” of these United States? You have taken it, for the most part, on faith. It is something which has come to be; it is big and impressive, and you are impressed. Every year you pay a hundred million dollars of public funds to help maintain it, and half that amount in tuition fees for your sons and daughters. You take it for granted that this money is honestly and wisely used; that the students are getting the best, the “highest” education the money can buy.