The Goose-step: A Study of American EducationSinclair, Upton
History
The Goose-step: A Study of American Education
Sinclair, Upton
Education -- United States; Universities and colleges -- United States
Good for Nicholas Miraculous, you say! That is the sort of college
president we want in America! But in the cold light of the morning after
our pacifist orator thought it over. Perhaps he remembered his
interlocking directorate—the grim-visaged, growling wild boar, old
Pierpont Morgan, preparing to make his billion dollars out of the
British government; young Marcellus Hartley Dodge, chairman of Remington
Arms and Union Metallic Cartridge, getting ready to clean up his
millions by cornering the market in munitions machinery! How awkward to
meet Marcellus Hartley on the board, after talking about “the
contention, always stupid and often insincere ... invented by war-makers
who have munitions of war to sell!” Also, Butler was expecting to be
Republican candidate for president two years from date; and it would not
be easy to carry Elihu Root and Bill Barnes and Jim Wadsworth for a
government monopoly of Remington Arms and Union Metallic Cartridge, to
say nothing of Bethlehem and Carnegie Steel!
So President Butler sat himself down and edited his eloquence. The
passages I have quoted are from the speech as given to the newspapers,
September 24, 1914; but now see how it reads as published in Butler’s
book, “America in Ferment.” “The contention, always stupid and often
insincere,” is softened to “the contention, always made with more
emphasis than reasonableness.” The argument which was “invented by the
war-makers who have munitions of war to sell” now becomes an argument
which was “invented by those who really believe in war and in armaments
as ends in themselves.” That lets out Marcellus Hartley, you see; in
fact, it lets out Butler’s friend the Kaiser, and everybody in the world
since Genghis Khan. The proposed plank for the Republican party’s
presidential platform, providing for a government monopoly of the
manufacture and sale of munitions of war, has been dropped overboard and
lost forever; while the phrase about “increasing the military and naval
establishments and expenditures of the United States” has been deftly
turned into “asking the United States to desist from its attempts to
promote a new international order in the world!” Let nobody expect that
Nicholas Miraculous will abandon his charge of that half million dollars
a year of Carnegie money!
After this you will be prepared for any amount of hedging. President
Butler had for ten years been conducting with President Wheeler of the
University of California an ardent rivalry for the affections of the
Kaiser; but now the interlocking directorate is going to “can the
Kaiser,” and their university president is going to enlist in the
speech-making brigade. Wheeler of California is three thousand miles
away from the seat of authority, but Butler gets the “tip” in time, and
saves himself by climbing out on the faces of those who took seriously
his belief in universal peace.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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