The Gostak and the DoshesBreuer, Miles J. (Miles John)
Science
The Gostak and the Doshes
Breuer, Miles J. (Miles John)
Fourth dimension -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
It was shortly after I had accepted the position as instructor in
experimental physics and had begun to get broken into my work, that I
noticed a strange commotion among the people of the city. I have always
been a studious recluse, observing people as phenomena rather than
participating in their activities. So for some time I noted only in a
subconscious way the excited gathering in groups, the gesticulations
and blazing eyes, the wild sale of extra editions of papers, the
general air of disturbance. I even failed to take an active interest
in these things when I made a railroad journey of three hundred miles
and spent a week in another city; so thoroughly at home did I feel in
this world that when the advisability arose of my studying laboratory
methods in another University, I made the trip alone. So absorbed was
I in my laboratory problems that I only noted with half an eye the
commotion and excitement everywhere, and merely recollected it later.
One night it suddenly popped into my head that the country was aroused
over something.
* * * * *
That night I was with the Vibens’ family in their living room. John
tuned in the radio. I wasn’t listening to the thing very much; I had
troubles of my own. F = g m₁m₂ / r² was familiar enough to me. It meant
the same and held as rigidly here as in my old world. But, what was the
name of the bird who had formulated that law? Back home it was Newton.
Tomorrow in class I would have to be thoroughly familiar with his name.
Pasvieux, that’s what it was. What messy surnames. It struck me that
it was lucky that they expressed the laws of physics in the same form,
and even in the same algebraical letters, or I might have had a time
getting them confused--when all of a sudden the radio blatantly bawled:
“THE GOSTAK DISTIMS THE DOSHES!”
John jumped to his feet.
“Damn right!” he shouted, slamming the table with his fist.
Both his father and mother annihilated him with withering glances, and
he slunk from the room. I gazed stupefied. My stupefaction continued
while the Professor shut off the radio, and both of them excused
themselves from my presence. Then suddenly I was alert.
I grabbed a bunch of newspapers, having seen none for several days.
Great sprawling headlines covered the front pages:
“THE GOSTAK DISTIMS THE DOSHES.”
For a moment I stopped, trying to recollect where I had heard those
words before. They recalled something to me. Ah, yes! That very
afternoon, there had been a commotion beneath my window on the
University campus. I had been busy checking over an experiment so that
I might be sure of its success at tomorrow’s class, and looked out
rather absently to see what was going on. A group of young men from a
dismissed class was passing, and had stopped for a moment.
“I say, the gostak distims the doshes!” said a fine-looking young
fellow. His face was pale and strained looking.
The young man facing him sneered derisively:
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