The Gourmet's Guide to LondonNewnham-Davis, Lieut.-Col. (Nathaniel)
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The Gourmet's Guide to London
Newnham-Davis, Lieut.-Col. (Nathaniel)
Restaurants -- England -- London -- Guidebooks
Huîtres Royales.
Consommé Excelsior.
Timbale de Sole Archiduc.
Poularde Hongroise.
Nouilles au Parmesan.
Noisette de Pré-Salé Montmorency.
Pommes Anna.
Faisan en Cocotte à la Truffe.
Salade Jolly Roger.
Jambon d'York au Champagne.
Poires St George.
Friandises.
Barquettes de Laitances.
Dessert.
Café Double.
The band, a real string orchestra, in white jackets, on the deck of
the dhow, played rag-time melodies and other inspiriting airs, and
occasionally made itself heard above the noise with which the pirates
settled down to their feast. The big drum was always in action, and
somewhere outside the hall a waiter shook a sheet of theatre-thunder
in a vain attempt to equal the noise of the drum within; pistols
were discharged in all parts of the lair, and the pirate with an
emerald-green complexion, whenever he thought the Captain looked dull,
walked over to his table and fired a pistol into his ear to cheer
him up. When this failed to attract the Captain's attention, a large
cracker was set fire to under his chair.
One of the groups of pirates, thinking that the band were having far
too peaceable a time, suddenly drew pistols and cutlasses, boarded the
dhow, and put the musicians to the sword, which delighted the fiddlers
very much. There was also dancing during the dinner, for two of the
pirates, wishing to give a real society touch to the function, rose
and performed a wild Tango in and out of the tables. That was not the
only dance, for a fat carver, who wore a conical white cap and white
garments plentifully besprinkled with gore, had stood during the early
stages of dinner and had looked on at the pirates' antics, being much
amused thereat. One of the pirates, thinking that a spectator ought to
have some share in the active work of the fun, seized him and forced
him to dance, and dance the carver did, with such good will that he
finally tired the pirate out, and remained, perspiring and smiling, the
victor in the dance.
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