Americans -- England -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Millionaires -- Fiction
‘Mr Racksole, I believe--Mr Theodore Racksole. Proud to meet you, sir.’
Such were the first words of Mr Sampson Levi. In form they were the
greeting of a third-rate chimney-sweep, but, strangely enough, Theodore
Racksole liked their tone. He said to himself that here, precisely where
no one would have expected to find one, was an honest man.
‘Good day,’ said Racksole briefly. ‘To what do I owe the pleasure--’
‘I expect your time is limited,’ answered Sampson Levi. ‘Anyhow, mine
is, and so I’ll come straight to the point, Mr Racksole. I’m a plain
man. I don’t pretend to be a gentleman or any nonsense of that kind. I’m
a stockbroker, that’s what I am, and I don’t care who knows it. The
other night I had a ball in this hotel. It cost me a couple of thousand
and odd pounds, and, by the way, I wrote out a cheque for your bill this
morning. I don’t like balls, but they’re useful to me, and my little
wife likes ‘em, and so we give ‘em. Now, I’ve nothing to say against the
hotel management as regards that ball: it was very decently done, very
decently, but what I want to know is this--Why did you have a private
detective among my guests?’
‘A private detective?’ exclaimed Racksole, somewhat surprised at this
charge.
‘Yes,’ Mr Sampson Levi said firmly, fanning himself in his chair, and
gazing at Theodore Racksole with the direct earnest expression of a man
having a grievance. ‘Yes; a private detective. It’s a small matter, I
know, and I dare say you think you’ve got a right, as proprietor of the
show, to do what you like in that line; but I’ve just called to tell you
that I object. I’ve called as a matter of principle. I’m not angry; it’s
the principle of the thing.’
‘My dear Mr Levi,’ said Racksole, ‘I assure you that, having let the
Gold Room to a private individual for a private entertainment, I should
never dream of doing what you suggest.’
‘Straight?’ asked Mr Sampson Levi, using his own picturesque language.
‘Straight,’ said Racksole smiling.
‘There was a gent present at my ball that I didn’t ask. I’ve got a
wonderful memory for faces, and I know. Several fellows asked me
afterwards what he was doing there. I was told by someone that he was
one of your waiters, but I didn’t believe that. I know nothing of the
Grand Babylon; it’s not quite my style of tavern, but I don’t think
you’d send one of your own waiters to watch my guests--unless, of
course, you sent him as a waiter; and this chap didn’t do any waiting,
though he did his share of drinking.’
‘Perhaps I can throw some light on this mystery,’ said Racksole. ‘I may
tell you that I was already aware that man had attended your ball
uninvited.’
‘How did you get to know?’
‘By pure chance, Mr Levi, and not by inquiry. That man was a former
waiter at this hotel--the head waiter, in fact--Jules. No doubt you have
heard of him.’
‘Not I,’ said Mr Levi positively.
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