The Grand Cham's Diamond: A Play in One ActMonkhouse, Allan
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The Grand Cham's Diamond: A Play in One Act
Monkhouse, Allan
English drama -- 20th century; One-act plays
An’ ’ow did ’e get it? ’E’s a tyrant. ’E stole it off some nigger. Now
it’s come to me. It’s mine. It’s mine as much as anyone’s. It’s come
like a miracle.
MISS PERKINS
But you can’t keep it.
MR PERKINS
Y’r ma amazes me.
MRS PERKINS
First thing in the mornin’ y’ll get a list o’ them ships sailin’ for
South America.
MISS PERKINS
Oh, Ma! Ma!
MR PERKINS
She’s off ’er chump.
MRS PERKINS
I’ll go alone if y’ like.
MR PERKINS
It’s dangerous. It’s dangerous. There may be a revolver levelled at y’
now.
MRS PERKINS
I don’t care.
MR PERKINS
I never knew she was like this.
MISS PERKINS
South America? Where?
MRS PERKINS
Y’ shall ’ave jewels and dresses no end, Polly.
MISS PERKINS
Don’t, Ma.
MR PERKINS
South America! Like that chap Jabez Balfour.
MISS PERKINS
He was brought back, wasn’t he?
MR PERKINS
I object to be put along of ’im, any’ow.
MRS PERKINS
We’d manage better than that. Riches! Livin’ at ease. Motors an’
champagne. We’ve never ’ad a chanct!
MR PERKINS
It can’t be done. It’s all nonsense. An’ it’s ’orrible to think of.
MRS PERKINS
Oh! It’s a beautiful thing. I couldn’t bear to break it up. We’ll keep
it. We’ll look at it now and then. Every Sunday.
MR PERKINS
Sunday!
MRS PERKINS
I could go on settin’ ’ere if I knew it was there all the time. I think
I could be ’appy.
MISS PERKINS
You’d never be safe.
MRS PERKINS
Safe! I’ve bin too safe.
MR PERKINS
Oh, missis! Oh, missis!
MISS PERKINS
It’s strange nobody’s come.
MRS PERKINS
Nobody’s comin’. It’s a gift.
MR PERKINS
It may not be--what y’ think.
MRS PERKINS
(_Fiercely._) It is.
MR PERKINS
Then they’ll be after us. Police--or worse.
MRS PERKINS
Let ’em come.
[_There is a ring at the door-bell. They all stand tense._
MR PERKINS
Now, there.
MISS PERKINS
Oh, dear!
MRS PERKINS
You’ll not say a word. You’ll do as I tell you. Mind that. We know
nothing.
MISS PERKINS
There’s the window.
MRS PERKINS
Leave that to me.
MR PERKINS
Oh! But, I say----
MRS PERKINS
Thomas Perkins, you’ll rue it to your dyin’ day if----
[_The ring again._
MR PERKINS
Who’s goin’?
MRS PERKINS
I am. Remember!
[_She goes out._
MISS PERKINS
What are we to do, Pa?
MR PERKINS
Eh! I’m beat.
MISS PERKINS
Shall we throw it out of the window?
MR PERKINS
No, no. Best not. Humour her a bit. It may be nothin’.
MRS PERKINS
(_Outside._) No, you don’t. ’Ere. I tell yer----
STRANGER
Excuse me.
MRS PERKINS
Pa, ’ere’s a man forcin’ ’is way----
MISS PERKINS
Oh, dear!
MR PERKINS
Dash it all! I say!
[_Mrs Perkins and a dark Stranger, dressed in black, enter together.
She is resisting his advance, but he presses on ruthlessly. As he enters
she gives way and changes her tactics._
MRS PERKINS
Well, I must say! Pushin’ a lady about like that! What bis’ness ’ave y’
’ere?
STRANGER
I’ve told you, madam.
MRS PERKINS
A fine tale! Y’r boy an’ ’is glass marble! Where is ’e? I tell yer we
know nothin’ about it. Do we, Pa?
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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