Bohemianism -- Fiction; City and town life -- Fiction; Young women -- Fiction
He took her hands in his. “You are! You love me. You’ve always cared for
me, as I have for you—’way back ten years ago when you joined the gang! I
have all the money we need and you may have it all. Say we won’t keep it
a secret! I’m dead tired of the Hotel Button; it gets on my nerves these
days. Mrs. Hawkins has been mighty white to me—when I know what a spoiled
nuisance I must have been—but she’s a perfect litany of woe. I can hear
her now, ‘Wal, there wuz two funerals down to South Wales to-day—an’ I
meant to make a lemon pie but there wuz no lemons!’ Or else she gets on
another tactic—of borrowers—and she greets a chap with, ‘Don’t never talk
about borrowers, Dan Birge; my curtain frames has been as far as the next
township, and sometimes I ain’t set eyes on my ice cream freezer from May
to November!’ And if I’m trying extra hard to think about business—and
I’m really thinking about you—she starts in about somebody’s second
cousin’s divorce and soliloquizes, ‘We’re all members of one human family
and God never meant for man and wife to live together like cat and dog.’
And I’ve never known it to fail that I was hurrying to get away to meet
some one—and it was ’most always you—that she didn’t drag me into her
sitting room to see some of her damned—excuse me, Thurley—embroidery
that she’s going stone blind by doing and listen to her explain, ‘These
two doilies is just alike, only one is blue with flowers and the other
is pink with stars and anchors—they’re a weddin’ present for Mrs. P. L.
Flanigan—her second wedding, too; she’s been on the stage since she could
lisp, supported Madame Modjeska all through the West and then married a
no good Irish comedian.... Oh, Dan, don’t be in a hurry! Look at this
one—ain’t it a work of art, if I do say so—clover is like sweet peas,
awful hard to embroider natural.’”
Dan paused, out of breath.
“Yes,” Thurley said soberly, “but she has her meals on time, and you eat
them.”
“My Swedish appetite is always with me, no joke; but what of that? Do you
think I expect you to drudge like Prince Hawkins’ wife? Not much. We are
going to have a _maid_, no hired girl, but a trained maid, and we’ll pay
her five and maybe six dollars a week, and a wash-woman besides that.”
“The town will say I’m lazy. Lorraine McDowell does all the work at the
parsonage and visits the poor families besides.”
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