The Great American Fraud: The Patent Medicine EvilAdams, Samuel Hopkins
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The Great American Fraud: The Patent Medicine Evil
Adams, Samuel Hopkins
Patent medicines; Quacks and quackery
Where I have found a renegade physician making his millions out of
Peruna, or a professional promoter trading on the charlatanry of
Liquozone, it has seemed superfluous to comment on the personality of
the men. They are what their business connotes. With Orangeine the case
is somewhat different. Its proprietors are men of standing in other and
reputable spheres of activity. Charles L. Bartlett, its president, is a
graduate of Yale University and a man of some prominence in its alumni
affairs. Orangeine is a side issue with him. Professionally he is the
western representative of Ivory Soap, one of the heaviest of legitimate
advertisers, and he doubtless learned from this the value of skillful
exploitation. Next to Mr. Bartlett, the largest owner of stock (unless
he has recently sold out) is William Gillette, the actor, whose
enthusiastic indorsement of the powders is known in a personal sense to
the profession which he follows, and in print to hundreds of thousands
of theater-goers who have read it in their programs. Whatever these
gentlemen may think of their product (and I understand that, incredible
as it may seem, both of them are constant users of it and genuine
believers in it), the methods by which it is sold and the essential and
mendacious concealment of its real nature illustrate the {037}level to
which otherwise upright and decent men are brought by a business which
can not profitably include either uprightness or decency in its methods.
Orangeine is less dangerous, except in extent of use, than many other
acetanilid mixtures which are much the same thing under a different
name. A friend of mine with a weak heart took the printed dose of
Laxative Bromo Quinin and lay at the point of death for a week. There
is no word of warning on the label. In many places samples of headache
powders are distributed on the doorsteps. The St. Louis Chronicle
records a result:
"Huntington, W. Va., Aug. 15, 1905.--While Mrs. Thomas Patterson was
preparing supper last evening she was stricken with a violent headache
and took a headache powder that had been thrown in at her door the day
before. Immediately she was seized with spasms and in an hour she was
dead."
That even the lower order of animals is not safe is shown by a canine
tragedy in Altoona, Pa., where a prize collie dog incautiously devoured
three sample tablets and died in an hour. Yet the distributing agents of
these mixtures do not hesitate to lie about them. Rochester, N. Y., has
an excellent ordinance forbidding the distribution of sample medicines,
except by permission of the health officer. An agent for Miniature
Headache Powders called on Dr. Goler with a request for leave to
distribute 25,000 samples.
"What's your formula?" asked the official.
"Salicylate of soda and sugar of milk," replied the traveling man.
"And you pretend to cure headaches with that?" said the doctor. "I'll
look into it."
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