The great diamond hoax : $b and other stirring incidents in the life of Asbury HarpendingHarpending, Asbury
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The great diamond hoax : $b and other stirring incidents in the life of Asbury Harpending
Harpending, Asbury
Brannan, Sam, 1819-1889; California -- History; Latter Day Saint churches -- California; Mines and mineral resources -- California
Now, when a man chose his second, he placed his life entirely in
his hands. It became at once my duty to examine certain details.
The challenged party had the right to name the weapons, and I knew
Tompkins to be an expert swordsman. I asked my man about his saber
experience. He admitted that he had some knowledge of carving ham, but
as to carving anything else he was as ignorant as a child. I tried him
at pistol practice and found that, with extra good luck, at ten paces
he could hit a barn.
To go into a duel under such conditions was downright madness. I told
Rubery that I could not suffer him to be a chopping-block for a Yankee
or to be coolly potted while he was shooting at the sun. I advised him
that he must take time to practice with swords and pistols. But the
Englishman would not be denied. I never saw a man so determined. He
said he would rather die a thousand times than survive an unresented
public insult. Having no alternative, I carried Rubery’s challenge to
Tompkins at Fort Point.
Lieutenant Tompkins referred me to his friend, Quartermaster Judson,
whom I met without delay. I found he had little stomach for the duel,
not because he or his principal were afraid, but because they dreaded
dismissal from the service. He admitted that his principal was in
the wrong and asked if there were any reasonable terms to adjust the
difference. I told him I was instructed by my principal to accept
nothing but a written retraction of the offensive language. “That is
out of the question,” said Judson. “We are wasting time. Let us proceed
to details.”
“Proceeding to details” was quite a formal function in the code.
Arrangements for the slaughter of a couple of human beings were always
discussed over a bottle of wine, in a spirit of friendly benevolence.
Judson produced the refreshments, filled my glass, handed it to me
standing, left his own unfilled and sat down.
Now, in Southwestern Kentucky, where I was raised, gentlemen always
drank together. To offer wine or corn juice to an equal and not partake
yourself was an almost unpardonable affront. You might do that without
offense to an humble dependent, but not to one of the same social rank.
I had determined that the duel should not take place and was watching
for any chance to spar for time. This seemed to offer an “opening.”
Of course, Judson had not the most remote idea of being discourteous.
But I assumed to think otherwise. I looked as indignant as possible,
dashed the glass on the floor, slapped my hat on my head and left the
apartment before the astonished quartermaster had time to catch his
breath. A few hours later my second, Captain Fluson, a famous duelist,
waited on Judson with my challenge.
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