"I met a farmer from a little place called Ephraim. I told him how I
would enjoy meeting some 'Mormon' ranchers and sheepherders, etc.,
and he immediately invited me to his home, and he said he'd show me
around. What think you of that for western hospitality? Can you beat
it? Inviting a stranger, whom he has not even heard of! Well, I'm off
for Ephraim tonight with my new-found friend to study the 'Mormons!'
"By the way, I found out from my Ephraim friend that the old man I made
friends with could easily buy me out. So much for appearances!
"Give my love to Alma, and tell little Harold that I'll bring him
something that the Indians made.
"Good-bye old chap. I'll write from Ephraim, so if you don't hear
from me, you'll know that they have stolen me for a 'Mormon' harem on
account of my good looks!
"Yours faithfully,
"George Cadman."
*****
"Ephraim, June 15, 1919.
"Dear Will:--Guess you're wondering? Well old chap, I've had some
strange experiences.
"My Ephraim friend and his family (wife and eight children) have
treated me royally. What I haven't seen, wouldn't be worth seeing.
There's a little girl of twelve, that is the most captivating piece
of femininity you can imagine. She's a bunch of happiness, merry to
impertinence at times, but with all so religious. She is saving her
pennies to go on a mission to convert such as you and I (so she frankly
declares) to 'Mormonism.'
"I took such a fancy to the youngster, and she to me, that everywhere I
went, she has been by my side.
"Two days ago, she and I went for a ride in her father's machine and
some youngster ran us down. Some accident! and my little companion got
all the bruises and cuts, while I escaped. She wants no doctor but
myself, and as she must stay in bed a few days, I'm prolonging my visit
until she is well. I'm sitting by her bed-side now.
"She just interrupted me by saying, 'I know by the way you look that
you are writing about me. Be sure to tell my name--I might meet him on
my mission.'
"'How do you spell your last name, Betty?' I asked, ready to obey.
"'E-m-m-i-t,' she said brightly,--then under the covers went her head,
and I heard a giggle.
"'What's up now?' I asked.
"Two laughing brown eyes peeked out at me.
"'Put a D before it and it spells what?' she asked.
"'Demmit,' I replied quickly,--and then I wish you could have heard her
laugh.
"The country here is beautiful, and the people so full of faith, it
seems a different world to gay old New York. I think that if I stayed
here long, I would get the fever and attend meetings like the rest of
them.
"But all joking aside, it's refreshing to see real homes, real mothers,
and merry children. I'll be sorry when I leave this 'Mountain country,'
which will be in a few days,--so I'll see you all soon. Love to Alma
and Harold.
"Yours as ever,
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