Lord Argentine was a great favourite in London Society. At twenty he
had been a poor man, decked with the surname of an illustrious family,
but forced to earn a livelihood as best he could, and the most
speculative of money-lenders would not have entrusted him with fifty
pounds on the chance of his ever changing his name for a title, and his
poverty for a great fortune. His father had been near enough to the
fountain of good things to secure one of the family livings, but the
son, even if he had taken orders, would scarcely have obtained so much
as this, and moreover felt no vocation for the ecclesiastical estate.
Thus he fronted the world with no better armour than the bachelor’s
gown and the wits of a younger son’s grandson, with which equipment he
contrived in some way to make a very tolerable fight of it. At
twenty-five Mr. Charles Aubernon saw himself still a man of struggles
and of warfare with the world, but out of the seven who stood before
him and the high places of his family three only remained. These three,
however, were “good lives,” but yet not proof against the Zulu assegais
and typhoid fever, and so one morning Aubernon woke up and found
himself Lord Argentine, a man of thirty who had faced the difficulties
of existence, and had conquered. The situation amused him immensely,
and he resolved that riches should be as pleasant to him as poverty had
always been. Argentine, after some little consideration, came to the
conclusion that dining, regarded as a fine art, was perhaps the most
amusing pursuit open to fallen humanity, and thus his dinners became
famous in London, and an invitation to his table a thing covetously
desired. After ten years of lordship and dinners Argentine still
declined to be jaded, still persisted in enjoying life, and by a kind
of infection had become recognized as the cause of joy in others, in
short, as the best of company. His sudden and tragical death therefore
caused a wide and deep sensation. People could scarcely believe it,
even though the newspaper was before their eyes, and the cry of
“Mysterious Death of a Nobleman” came ringing up from the street. But
there stood the brief paragraph: “Lord Argentine was found dead this
morning by his valet under distressing circumstances. It is stated that
there can be no doubt that his lordship committed suicide, though no
motive can be assigned for the act. The deceased nobleman was widely
known in society, and much liked for his genial manner and sumptuous
hospitality. He is succeeded by,” etc., etc.
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