“My name, sir,” he said. “She come in here, as excited as Punch; and
we got talking together. ‘Mr Gaskett,’ she says, ‘I want a name.’
‘Well,’ I answers, ‘there’s plenty agoing for choice. What do you want
it for?’ ‘For a babby,’ she says, ‘as hasn’t got one of his own.’
‘O-ho!’ I says: ‘that’s the game is it? Well, shall I sell you mine
for a pint?’ ‘Done,’ she says; and done it was. She’d a superstition,
she said, about giving him one that wasn’t his by right of birth or
purchase, and that settled the matter. I don’t know if he was
christened that way. If he was, you’re the third; and that makes it
funny.”
Not so odd, nevertheless, I thought, by two-thirds of its oddity, if
the tremendous suspicion sprung suddenly into my mind were justified.
But anyhow it was a certain relief to find that this beery Amphitryon
was not my grandfather.
“And you--you never saw your godson, so to call him?” I asked.
“Not I,” said Mr Gaskett stoutly. “But, whoever he was, he might ha’
been worse called--that I _will_ say. I never see the old lady again
neither, and that fixes it in me. Now you yourself, sir. I suppose you
was called after your father?”
I detected a sudden insolent curiosity in his eye. To be sure, what
with my age and inquisitiveness, there seemed a certain coincidence
here. But I kept my nerve, and put his question aside with another.
“Where _is_ this White Square?”
“Down yonder,” he said coolly--“off the High Street. But she won’t be
living there now.”
“Won’t she?” I answered, as coolly for my part. “But I don’t know that
it matters to me whether she is or isn’t.”
“Nor to me,” said the landlord, moving away with a sudden repudiation
of me and all my concerns. I had offended him, and was not sorry to
have done so. He scowled at me balefully as I finished my beer and
left the bar.
Once outside, I retraced my steps, with a very sombre mind. I had an
overpowering suspicion that there was only one legitimate Richard
Gaskett after all. The other two had been resolved into one, and he
with nothing but a “pint-pot” claim to the title. Well, so far so
good, at least, for romance. Luck had brought me something.
I strolled down again by way of the posts and the rails and the busy
old-air circus. Going for a short distance down the High Street
beyond, I encountered a policeman and questioned him.
“White Square?” said he; and wheeling stolidly, signified the very
passage by which he was standing.
I looked down the gully curiously. It went, on a basis of trampled
filth, into an open space a hundred yards beyond, whence came a sound
of quarrelling women and squalling children.
“O!” I said. “Do you happen to know if a Mrs Carey lives there?”
He conned me a moment, as if speculating on my possible purpose in
asking; then hailed authoritatively an ancient inhabitant who was at
that moment shuffling up the lane.
“You, Mullins! Anybody of the name of Carey living in the Square?”
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