The great white way;: a record of an unusual voyage of discovery, and some romantic love affairs amid strange surroundings — John Shaqi
The great white way;: a record of an unusual voyage of discovery, and some romantic love affairs amid strange surroundingsPaine, Albert Bigelow
Science
The great white way;: a record of an unusual voyage of discovery, and some romantic love affairs amid strange surroundings
Paine, Albert Bigelow
Science fiction
“Yes, down to Aunt Ar’tics!” she snorted, “I should say down to Aunt
Ar’tics! I like to know whose kinfolks dat Aunt Ar’tics is, anyway! I
ain’ nevah heard o’ none o’ Mistah Gale’s people by dat name, an’ if she
some o’ yo’ po’ relation, I don’ see what foh _we_-all mus’ go trailin’
off down to de mos’ Godforlonesomest spot on dis earth, to visit in de
dead o’ wintah. An’ what my Miss Edith goin’ foh, anyway? What my Miss
Edith got to do wid yo’ old Aunt Ar’tics, dat’s what I wan’ to know?
Humph! moah antics dan Ar’tics—dat’s what I think!”
My emotions during this assault had been rather conflicting, but I
managed to maintain a proper degree of calmness.
“Why,” I said gravely, “this ‘Antarctics’ bears a relationship to us
all—to the whole world, in fact.”
I rather prided myself on the cleverness of this rejoinder, but it
appeared after all to have been rather poorly thought out.
“Dat’s enough! Dat settles it,” she exploded. “Now I know mighty well
dey ain’ no sech pussun. Kinfolks to de whole worl’. Look heah, me an’
my Miss Edith has jes’ been deceptified long enough! I know wheah you
gwine wid dis boat! You gwine to de Souf Pole—dat’s wheah you gwine! I
done heah de Cap’n say so las’ night, an’ dat when he got dar he gwine
to sail her off into space wid de whole kit an’ possum of us! I know
mighty well somp’n gone wrong when I put Miss Edith to baid. She ain’
said two words, an’ befoah dat she been mighty chipper de whole trip. I
didn’t know what it was, an’ I set an’ hol’ her han’ an’ sing to her,
an’ it seem like she ain’ _nevah_ goin’ to sleep. But bimeby when I slip
up on deck a li’l’, to look at de sky, I heah de Cap’n an’ Mistah
Lahkins argifyin’ up on de bridge, an’ I heah de Cap’n say dat we goin’
to de Souf Pole an’, ’scusin’ de libe’ty, sah, dat you gone plum crazy
on de subjec’, and dat you got de Admiral an’ Mistah Macarony an’ Mistah
Sturritt all crazy, laikewise; an’ dat he gwine to sail you-all to de
Souf Pole, case dat wheah you-all b’long, an’ dat you-all nevah get
home, case when he get dere he gwine straight off into space wid de
ship, an’ de whole caboodle in it. An’ den right away, I knowed what’s
de mattah wid my Miss Edith. I knowed she been up dar a-hearin’ somp’n,
too. An’ I make up my min’, right den an’ dar, dat me an’ my Miss Edith
ain’ gwine. I like to see me an’ my Miss Edith flyin’ off into space,
an’ us wid no wings yit, an’ fallin’ down to de bottomless pit an’ lake
o’ fiah! Humph! We’s gwine de other way, we is!”
She hesitated a moment for breath, and I took advantage of the recess.
“What did Mr. Larkins say about it?” I asked.
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