The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
silver edges, I was sure it would be as handsome an entertainment as any
one could wish for, and if it wasn’t, why all I could say was, that I
wasn’t going to any more expense about the matter,--no! not if the Queen
herself were coming--and there’s an end of it!
Well, it was all so nicely arranged, and I sent out all my invitations
in such good time, that I think I had only eight refusals, and those not
from the _best_ of our acquaintance, so I didn’t break my heart about
them. But, as I very truly said to myself, I may as well have my rooms
full whilst I am about it, so I packed off a card to some of my friends
that I didn’t care very much for, and whom I had consequently made up my
mind not to ask at all, with a note apologising for the shortness of the
notice, and telling them that owing to the letter having been
misdirected, the invitation I had sent them three weeks back had just
been returned to me by the Post-office.
Upon my word, the preparations for the party were almost too much for
me, and I declare to gracious I worked like a common cab-horse, for I
hadn’t even time to sit down and take my meals decently, like a
Christian, and when I went to bed, I can assure my lady-readers, I was
_so_ tired, that I made a vow to myself that even if the whole world
depended upon it, I’d never again be dragged into giving another
party,--no, not for ever so much! But I shouldn’t have minded it a very
great deal after all, if it hadn’t been for Mr. Sk--n--st--n’s shameful
behaviour, and total want of sympathy with my sufferings--for really and
truly, if he hadn’t the bare-faced impudence to tell me that I had only
myself to blame for it; for that “_I_ (_I_, indeed!) was always
bothering his life out about giving a party,” when all the while the
wretch must have known, as well as I did, that it wasn’t for _myself_
that I wanted any of your parties, but merely to oblige him, by keeping
all _his_ friends and clients together. But, of course, these are just
the thanks one gets for slaving one’s life out, as one does, for the
sake of one’s husband. It’s always the way with those selfish things of
men, though. Mr. Edward, however, wont catch his dear (pretty dear!)
Caroline making such a fool of herself again in a hurry--No! not if she
knows it.
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