The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
As soon as the girl had gone, my mamma told me that I was about to take
an awful step, and that she hoped and trusted that it would all turn out
happily. But that there was one thing that she felt it was her duty,
upon my entrance into life as it were, to warn me against--one thing, on
which alone domestic happiness could be built--one thing, on which I
should find my comfort depended more than any other--one thing, in fact,
which might strew either my path with roses, or my bed with thorns. And
then she asked me what I thought this one thing was? Probably I might
think she meant my husband--but no! it was something of far more
consequence to me than that. Or I might think she meant fortune, or
economy, or my offspring--(if I were destined to be so blessed.) It was
none of these, she told me--nor was it amiability of temper, or a proper
pride in appearance, or marital constancy--no! these had but a trifling
connexion with the peace and quiet of my future domestic life compared
with that which she alluded to. In a word, she said, I should find the
key-stone to all my future welfare rested upon those I should have about
me. She referred to--servants. It was only by the proper management of
them, she said, that I could ever expect to taste happiness; and she
warned me not to govern with a light hand, but to do as she had done,
and which, she assured me, was the only way of making them respect and
obey me, and that was, to rule with a rod of iron. And then, telling me
that her words ought to be printed in letters of gold, she bade me dry
up my tears and resume my work.
Ha-ah!--Little did I then--giddy, inexperienced child that I was--see
the value of the jewels that fell from dear mamma’s mouth; but in my
happy innocence I inwardly set them down as the words of one whose
naturally sweet disposition had been soured in her dealings with this
empty world. Had I but treasured up her truths in my heart, I should not
have suffered as I have. (But more of this hereafter.)
It was not until nearly midnight that we had finished my wedding
garment; and when I retired to rest, I did so with a fluttering heart;
and laying my head on my pillow, I said to myself--“Ah! poor Caroline!
fond, foolish girl, what a plunge art thou about to make into the Book
of Fate! To-morrow!--to-morrow!”
The occurrences of that day I will reserve for another chapter.
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