The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Mr. Sk--n--st--n had written me a letter to say that he feared that
business would detain him in Guildford for at least a fortnight longer,
as his cause stood last but three in the list, and the special jury
cases had not yet been disposed of. So as I couldn’t, for the life of
me, see the fun of being boxed up in town all alone, while my dear
husband was enjoying himself in the country, and paying goodness knows
what in hotel bills, when I was sure that one-half of the money would
keep us very comfortably in lodgings in a country town like that
Guildford, so I say I made up my mind, as the fine weather seemed likely
to last, to pack up my box, and run down to him on the morrow,
especially as I knew it would be such an agreeable surprise to him, and
he was entitled by law to a guinea a-day for his expenses, and which I
was convinced would be more than sufficient for the two of us.
Accordingly, immediately after breakfast, the next morning, I told that
Miss Emma to bring down my hair-trunk, out of the back attic, and I set
to work packing it, so that I might be in time to catch the three
o’clock train. As it was only for a week or so, I thought one morning
and one afternoon dress would be quite sufficient. Still, as there was a
chance of my having to see company, (for every one knows how gay a
country town is during the assizes, and this year there was to be a
grand trial for a dreadfully shocking murder, which I was sure would
fill Guildford with all the best people for miles round,) I thought it
better, as I felt convinced that, under the circumstances, I should meet
with several of the first ladies in the neighbourhood, to put up my
beautiful new Barège, which I had just had home from the dressmaker’s,
and only worn the Sunday before at church, where it was generally
admired.
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