The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Methinks that ever and anon I hear the courteous reader exclaiming,
“But, my dear Mrs. Sk--n--st--n, this really has nothing at all to do
with the subject of your story.” You are right, courteous reader, no
more it has; but the truth is, I feel slightly indisposed this morning;
in fact, I may say I have not felt myself for this last day or two--I
think it is nothing more than a slight attack of the bile after all, and
my fair readers will, I’m sure, agree with me, that when one is bilious,
there is nothing does one so much good as to be able to speak one’s
mind, without any restraint or the fear of ever being taken to task for
it. So, as there is no earthly chance of Mr. Sk--n--st--n’s ever meeting
with these few candid remarks, why I’m only too glad to have the
opportunity of letting my lady readers know what I really think of my
pretty gentleman. However, I will try and rally myself, and coax my
wandering thoughts back to my subject, though I’m afraid it will be a
difficult task for me to accomplish in my present state of feeling, for
I’ve a number of little white stars floating about before my eyes, and
my right temple is throbbing and aching as if some imp, out of mere
mischief, was thumping away at it with a sledge hammer, and I have a
shooting pain just between my shoulders as though some one had got a
penknife and was digging it into me every other moment. Our medical
adviser says I have gone out and caught that nasty influenza which has
been flying about our neighbourhood of late; but don’t tell me! I know
it’s nothing of the kind, and only my old friend the bile that’s come
back again to worry my very life out, and it’s my firm opinion that our
medical adviser knows nothing at all about it.
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