The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Well, as I was saying, that beauty of a husband of mine is such a
fidget, and must always be meddling with what he knows nothing at all
about, that I declare all the time I was nursing he wouldn’t let me
taste even a little pickle. And of course in a family you can’t be
having a hot joint every day of the week, and I wouldn’t give a pin for
my dinner when it’s cold meat, and you can’t touch even so much as a
gherkin, or a walnut, or a simple mouthful of red cabbage, to give it a
relish. When the rhubarb was coming in, too, really it was quite
heart-rending. I declare, he wouldn’t let me eat a spoonful of it,
though I had gone to the expense of two shillings, like a silly, to buy
as beautiful a bundle as I think I ever set eyes on in all my life, and
which positively quite made my mouth water when I saw it at the
greengrocer’s, it looked such a picture. And the worst of it all was, I
had fixed my mind on it so, (for, to tell the truth, it’s a favourite
dish of mine,) that I only eat half a dinner, so as to be able to do
justice to the lovely large tart I had made. But Mr. Edward _must_ know
such a deal about what was good and what was bad for me, that _of
course_ he would have it that I should go making the child ill, even if
I took as much of the fruit as would lie upon a sixpence, only just as a
taste, though I told him that I had bought it principally in the light
of medicine, as I had heard mother say over and over again that it was a
fine thing to sweeten the blood at the change of the year. But, oh dear
me, no! of course my Mr. Wiseacre knew a great deal better than people
who had lived twice as long and seen twice as much of the world as he
had, and wouldn’t let me have even a thimble full, just to see if it had
turned out as well as I had expected (drat him!) saying, “I ought to be
as well aware as he was, that such things were not fit for me while I
was nursing.” Ought I, indeed!--though, if it comes to that, what on
earth can _he_ know about nursing--a molly-coddle! (Augh! I do detest
molly-coddles, and all I can say is, you wont catch me marrying one
again in a hurry.)
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