The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
So as I had got a nurse, and she was coming in shortly, and as my poor
little dear pet must be weaned some time or other, I thought it would be
better to get that troublesome job over before the new maid entered my
service. For I do think it is a perfect cruelty to break a poor thing’s
rest every night, for a week at least, with the care of a dear little
infant, that of course she doesn’t care a fig about. Besides, I didn’t
like to entrust the arduous duty of weaning to a stranger, and my own
ever dear mother had made me promise that I would let her have the
pleasure of weaning my little chicken. So I thought it would be better,
under the circumstances, to make friends with her again, and just get
her to take charge of my beautiful little ducks-o’-diamonds for a week
or so, especially, too, as Easter Sunday was just coming round; and
since I have always made it a religious duty to have a nice little
quarter of lamb and a delicious gooseberry pudding with the wood in it,
on that day, I felt convinced I should never forgive myself if I wasn’t
able to touch a mouthful of the pudding, through Mr. Edward’s taking a
mean advantage of my nursing, as I well knew he would only be too glad
to do. Besides, to tell the truth, if there’s one thing that I’m more
partial to than another, it is to gooseberries with the wood in them,
for I do think that, with an egg beaten up in them, just to take the
roughness off, you have such an exquisite flavour of the tree in the
fruit, that really I should like any lady reader of mine who may be
unacquainted with that delicacy of the season, just to try it, (though I
can hardly bring myself to believe, that out of the thirty-nine thousand
readers I have every month, there can be one among the number who has
been wicked heathen enough to have allowed every Easter Sunday of her
life to have gone by, without having so much as once partaken of a
gooseberry pudding with the wood in it--if so, I blush for her.) Oh!
with plenty of sugar, it is delicious; indeed, I may say, heavenly.
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