The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Kitty’s little dinner had been ready more than half-an-hour, and yet
there were no signs of Sarah’s return with the pet, so I felt sure that
either she had mistaken the time, or else--as it was a very fine
day--had gone for a little longer walk than usual; and then, as I
thought a mouthful of fresh air wouldn’t hurt me, and it was such
charming weather, I ran up stairs and slipt on my bonnet and scarf, and
determined on going and meeting them as they came home. “Ah!” I said to
myself, while I was putting on my things, “now if that child had been
out with any other person than a steady girl like Sarah, I should have
been very much alarmed. And isn’t it much cheaper, now, to give a pound
or two extra wages, and feel assured that wherever your child might go,
and however long she might be away from you, she is, at least, out of
harm’s way, and couldn’t be in better hands even if she were at home.”
So off I went, consoling myself in this way, and thinking what a dinner
the little poppit would make after being out in the air so long. As I
knew Sarah in general promenaded up and down the broad walk, because, in
the first place, there were no horses and carriages there; and,
secondly, the keepers always take care to protect a poor lone woman from
insult, as she said; as I knew that I should be sure to find her there,
I made the best of my way towards that quarter. Just as I had got about
half way down, I thought I saw some one very like her coming up the path
towards me; but when I looked again, I was satisfied it couldn’t be
Sarah, for there was a young man with her, who was continually poking
his head under her bonnet, and looking up in her face. And yet, when the
young woman came nearer, I knew it was my maid, by the carriage and my
little Kitty’s bonnet and feather. I felt convinced that the poor girl
was making the best of her way towards the keeper, to avoid the young
man’s persecutions, and I stood still, expecting every minute to see her
give the monkey in charge. But when I beheld my lady march right past
the man in the green livery, and, indeed, with her head turned the other
way, I couldn’t help saying to myself--“Well, now, there’s deceit for
you! Oh! you hate the men, do you?” And scarcely had I said it, when a
great Newfoundland dog came tearing behind the carriage, and turned it
right over on its side; and though my little pet began screaming away,
still my lady was so wrapt up in the nonsense the fellow was stuffing
into her head, that, bless you! she no more heard the screams of my
darling than she seemed to be aware the carriage was upset; for on she
went, flirting away, casting die-away looks at the fellow, and tapping
his hand with her trumpery parasol, as much as to say--“Go along with
you, do, you naughty, naughty man,” while she kept dragging the carriage
after her, flat on its side, as it
[Illustration: “_Out for an airing._”]
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