The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
Though I had her in the house while Betsy and Wittals were there, still,
as I kept her closely locked up in the nursery, of course I thought
there was no fear of her being spoilt by the other two. But, bless you,
she didn’t want any _spoiling_, for I do think I never came near such an
artful, deceitful, prudish, straight-laced vixen as that girl was. At
first, I thought she was a pattern of virtue and affection, and that she
loved children as much as she led me to believe she hated the men. My
little Kate was nothing more nor less than “an angel dropped down from
the skies, it was”--according to her; and it was always, “such a shame
not to let it have what it wanted, a dear,”--with her nasty double-faced
“bless its dear little heart!” and “love its sweet little eyes!” to my
face; and then, how she would beat it, and pinch it, and shake it,
behind my back--oh my! She would never marry, she wouldn’t, oh no! the
men were such nasty selfish things, to her thinking, that she couldn’t
bear the sight of them--not she; and all the while she would be lolling,
nearly the whole of the day, half way out of the window, ogling and
grinning at every whipper-snapper of a fellow that came within leer of
the place. But if I had thought for a moment, I might have known that it
would be the case. Any one would have fancied, I dare say, that I was
sick and tired of pretty maids, after the way in which Miss Susan went
on. But what was I to do? Either I must have my little cherub catching
the expression of some common-looking servant girl, or else, if I had a
decent-looking maid, with a pleasant face of her own for the little
chick to look at, then I must be plagued to death by a pack of idle
vagabonds of young men, always dancing at her heels wherever she went,
and the girl looking after them instead of my little lamb. Then I used
to send her out, like a stupid, into the Regent’s Park, for what I
fancied was an airing for the child. Pretty airing, indeed! But more of
this hereafter.
Well, one day, just after the new cook came in, I had packed off Miss
Innocence with my darling poppit, in her little carriage, for a nice
hour’s ride in the park. And as I watched little Kate down the street, I
thought she did look _so_ nice with her beautiful white feather coming
over her straw hat, and her neat little green silk pelisse, which I had
made on purpose for the little darling out of my old scarf,--and when I
saw Sarah making the little dear shake its little, fat, tiny hand to me
across the road, I couldn’t help saying to myself, “Well, I’m glad the
girl’s fond of it, as I do think I should have fretted my life out, if I
fancied that a servant of mine ill-treated or neglected any of my little
ones.”
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