The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
As the equipage rattled up Alb--ny St--t, I could not help having a
pleasing vision of the prolonged happiness which I now fancied was
within arm’s reach of me, (if the courteous reader will allow me the
expression.) When we got to our pretty little cottage orné, and I saw
the establishment of which I was to be the future mistress, I felt _so_
honestly proud, _so_ truly gratified, _so_ charmed with the new duties
that it had pleased Providence to impose upon me--even though I was
rather knocked up with our journey--that I now began to feel myself
quite another thing.
It was extremely curious to see the heads of our new neighbours peeping
over the blinds of their parlour windows, as our post-chaise dashed up,
with lighted lamps, to our door, while the boy thundered at the knocker.
I believe this trifling circumstance tickled my girlish vanity at the
moment; but I’m sure my courteous readers will think the feeling very
excusable, when they recollect I was as yet but a young bride.
I was greatly alarmed, and not a little surprised, to find the door
answered by my dear mamma; for I was convinced that she knew her station
in life too well ever to dream of doing such a thing, unless compelled
by some calamity. Edward seemed to be as much annoyed as myself, and did
not scruple to speak out about it; and, indeed, his feelings made him
forget himself in the presence of the post-boy; for he knit his fine
brow, and wondered why my dear mamma could not let the servant attend to
the door. But, alas! how little did we then dream of the cause.
When all our luggage had been got into the hall, and we had dismissed
the post-boy with what I’m sure was a very handsome gratuity for
himself, my mamma at once broke to us the terrible news which was to
welcome us home.
About three that afternoon, the good, kind soul had given herself the
trouble of coming over to see that all was nice and comfortable against
our arrival. She had knocked for at least a quarter of an hour, and
fancying the maid might be out on an errand, she had gone a little
further. But on coming back, she had found the same impossibility of
making any one in the house hear. She grew extremely alarmed, though
naturally far from a nervous woman, like the rest of our family. She
thought the house perhaps had been stripped, and the horrid ideas that
passed through her mind she told us no one could imagine. At last she
determined on forcing an entrance for herself; so she borrowed a pair of
steps from next door; and with extreme difficulty, (for mamma is
inclined to be stout,) and almost at the peril of some of the bones in
her body, got in at the parlour window.
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