The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
The evening before our “At-home” day, while I was busy in the parlour
with a warm flat-iron, taking the creases out of my white satin bridal
robe--which had got dreadfully tumbled in the carriage going to church,
and which mother had told me I ought to receive my friends in on the
morrow--mamma came round to see us, (Edward was going over some of his
filthy law papers,) and with her customary good nature--for she is
always thinking of something for us--brought with her a darling little
pet of a camphine night-lamp that she had picked up that day for a mere
nothing; and which she pointed out to dear Edward would be an immense
saving to us in the course of the year, as it gave the light of two
rushlights, and only cost one farthing for forty-eight hours. And then
the dear old soul, who has always had an excellent head for figures,
entered into a very nice calculation as to how many rushlights went to
the pound, and how many we burnt in the course of the year, and what the
expense was; and then putting them against the expense of the camphine,
she proved to Edward as clearly as ever I heard anything in all my life,
that, with a very little extra, he might be able to buy me another new
bonnet every year out of the difference. And then the good old body
filled the lamp with some camphine she had brought in her pocket in a
phial; and lighted it, just to show us how a child of ten years old
might manage the thing, it was so simple; and to let us see how, when
turned down, it gave the light of a rushlight, or when turned up, it was
nearly equal to that of a mould candle, and certainly superior to that
of a long-six. But Edward (just like a lawyer) observing that it smoked
when the flame was high, thought such a circumstance might be a slight
drawback to its beauty; but dear mamma said that of course no one but a
maniac would ever be such an idiot as to go turning it up that height.
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