The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
One morning, however, as Edward was going out, he met one on the
door-step, and sent her into the parlour to me. She was a tall, strong,
big-boned, clean-looking, tidy, and respectable ugly woman, and looked
as if she wasn’t afraid of work: so with my usual quick-sightedness l
saw at a glance that she was just the person to suit me. When I asked
her what her name was, she answered, with a curtsey, and a peculiar
twang that was far from agreeable: “Norah Connor, sure.” To which I
replied: “I am afraid you’re Irish, and I’ve an objection to persons
from that country”--(mother had told me never to take an Irish woman in
the house on any account.) But the woman answered in a tone so meek,
that one would have fancied butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth: “Irish,
did ye say? Och! sure now, and isn’t it Cornwall I am?” And so, with my
customary sagacity, I at once saw that I was mistaking the Cornwall
brogue for the Irish one; for having been bred up in London, I could not
of course be expected to be particularly acquainted with the dialects of
other countries,--if, indeed, I except that of “_Le Belle France_.”
After asking her the usual questions as to “tea and sugar,” and wages,
and cooking, and character, and, in particular, sobriety--in all of
which she seemed to be quite _comme il faut_ (as they say in
Boulogne)--I arranged with her that I would go after her character
directly her late mistress could see me.
Next morning, when we came down, the parlour fire was not even laid, and
all the supper-things were on the table just as we had left them
over-night. For Mary had got up when I rang the up-stairs bell, at six
o’clock, to a moment, and though she had come down and got the
street-door key out of our room, she must have gone up-stairs
immediately afterwards, and tumbled into bed again, for it was clear
that she had never shown her face in the kitchen that day.
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