The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant. — John Shaqi
The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
What vexed me, though, even more than Norah, was, that when I went to
tell my husband, on his return from business that evening, about how the
woman had insulted me, he wouldn’t hear a word of it, and said, like a
wretch, he was sick and tired of my complaints against the maids, and he
never set foot in the house but I had always got some long rigmarole
tale about the servant’s bad conduct; adding that it was impossible they
should be invariably in the wrong; and he firmly believed it was quite
as much, if not more, my fault than theirs. And he even had the
impudence to declare, (I thought it best to let him have his own way for
once, and go on till he was tired,) that he had quite worry and bother
enough of his own at office, and that when he came home, fagged and worn
out, to his own fireside, he was determined at least to enjoy peace and
quiet at his hearth; and then he asked what on earth I thought he had
married me for, (as if I was going to tell him;) when the cruel wretch
said--it was only to have a happy home! I told him that it was a nice
insult to my own face, indeed, and that he seemed determined to find
fault with everything that day, as nothing, however good it was, would
please him; whereupon Mr. Sk--n--st--n went on, I’m sure, without
knowing what he said, for he declared that I was a millstone round his
neck, and the torment of his life; adding, that he begged me once for
all to understand, that he would _not_ be pestered every day with my
bickerings with the servants; and he had made up his mind that if ever I
opened my mouth to him again on the subject, that he would put on his
hat that very moment and go and spend his evening at some tavern, where
at least he could _enjoy_ himself. Besides, he told me, he could see
that Norah was worth her weight in gold to any person who knew how to
humour her; for the house had never been so clean ever since we had been
married; and the way in which the girl dressed a potato made her so
invaluable in his eyes, that he wasn’t going, he could tell me, to have
her driven out of the house by me. So that anybody might have seen, like
myself, with half an eye, that my gentleman didn’t care so much about
“_his own fireside_” after all, and instead of “_his hearth_,” indeed,
being uppermost in his mind, that really and truly his stomach was at
the bottom of it.
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