The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.Mayhew, Henry
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The Greatest Plague of Life: or, the Adventures of a Lady in Search of a Good Servant.
Mayhew, Henry
English wit and humor; Household employees
The worthy gentleman seemed pleased with the nobility of my disposition;
and after a long talk I had with him, in which I explained to him all I
intended to do, he was so kind as to say that he thought a good deal
might be made out of the subject. So that I had the proud satisfaction
of finding that I had not used my abilities in vain, for he at last, in
a most gentlemanly way, not only consented to publish my interesting
little work for me, but was also good enough to suggest that it should
be illustrated; and actually was so polite as to give me a letter to
that highly-talented artist, Mr. George Cruikshank, though I told him
that I was afraid he would be too funny for a work of so serious a
character. But he quelled all my doubts, by telling me that Mr.
Cruikshank was a man of such versatile genius, that he was sure that the
drawings from his intellectual pencil would be quite in keeping with the
book; so, taking the letter of introduction, I left Mr. B----e, (my
publisher,) quite charmed with the conquest I had made.
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_Moral reflection after writing the above._--It has been very truly
remarked, by the greatest philosophers of our time, and it is likewise
my opinion, that London is the finest city in this transitory world. But
I cannot help observing, that Fleet-street, as it stands at present, is
a crying evil, and a perfect disgrace to it. Is it not wonderful, that
in these enlightened times, so little attention should be paid to the
feelings of fair woman, at the crossings of this great metropolis?
Englishmen, ever since charming Raleigh took his cloak off his very
back, to prevent sweet Elizabeth soiling her lovely feet, have been
acknowledged to be a highly polite and intellectual nation; but the way
in which I was jostled and hustled, and pushed about, by a set of low
London barbarians, who once or twice knocked my beautiful best black
velvet bonnet nearly off my head, makes me fear that we are all going
backwards, (if I might be allowed the expression,) and that our boasted
civilization is only a golden dream and a fib. What the Lord Mayor can
be about, at the crossings in the City, I am at a loss to say. As they
are at present regulated, it seems to me as if the civic authorities
were all asleep at their posts. Three times did I attempt to get across
the street, from Mr. B----’s, and three times was I driven back by the
bears who are permitted to drive the omnibuses and cabs of the first
city in Europe. Though the fellows saw my distress, they never once
offered to stop and make way for a lone, unprotected female, but only
seemed to take a savage delight in my alarms. And even when I did get
across, I’m sure it was at the peril of my very life. It’s only a wonder
to me that I didn’t go into hysterics in the middle of the road; and
however people, who have weak constitutions of their own, can manage to
get over it, is an inscrutable mystery to me.
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