Dr. Romadka smiled, shrugged. "Perhaps a spot of interpreting would
relieve you," he agreed. "Though you must remember it's just impromptu
analysis, may be quite wrong. Here goes. The first things that come to
mind are such elements as dread of sexual experience and the attempt
to invest it with terror, effort to feminize yourself by conceiving a
savagely-hoofed love object, an attempt to link sex with a trampling
and punishing beast, perhaps as self-punishment for your voyeurism--all
of these fitting in nicely with the classical mythology about the
nymphs and their natural love companions the goat-hoofed satyrs--also
the horse-hoofed centaurs, who were frequently, you may remember,
teachers of men." The analyst frowned. "It's barely possible you were
visually projecting the desire to be taught about love. However," he
went on, "I imagine that as usual the hidden significances are the
more important ones. May I make a spot guess about you?"
Phil nodded.
"Are you a white-collar worker in close competition with robots?"
"Yes," Phil said, astonished.
"Hardly a brilliant deduction," the analyst deprecated, but his eyes
beamed. "In that case we must suspect another mythological ingredient.
Do you know the Pandora story? There's a special point about it. She
was not an ordinary girl sent by the gods to bring mankind a box
containing all ills. No, she was a metal maiden, forged by Hephaestus
at the command of Zeus. In other words, an automaton, a robot--bringing
in this case the ills of the Second Industrial Revolution caused by the
introduction of electronic calculators and sensers."
"But did Pandora have hoofs?" Phil said doubtfully.
Dr. Romadka waved away the objection. "Your unconscious probably fused
in the Arabian legend of the clockwork horse. The unconscious is very
artistic about these things, Phil. If you realized just how artistic,
how fertilely creative, you wouldn't be worried."
"But how does all this tie in with sex?" Phil asked.
The analyst shrugged. "Must it? A visual projection, like a dream, can
mean a thousand things. I warned you this was just impromptu analysis.
We've carried it about as far as we can."
"Look," Phil said hesitantly after a pause. "There's a lot to the
things you said, and some of them really pushed buttons in my mind.
But--I hope you won't object--there's one thing that's still bothering
me."
"Go right ahead."
Phil became even more diffident. Finally he said with difficulty,
"Look, doctor, is there any chance that what I saw could be real in any
way? Any chance at all?"
The analyst chuckled mellowly. "Not one in the world," he said with
complete conviction. "What's been bothering you, Phil? Did you believe
that the Greek gods and their creatures might have been materialized in
some way?"
"Something like that, I guess," Phil said without conviction.
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