A gleaming sales-robot veered toward Phil on its silent wheels, but
Phil deftly interposed another balloon-suited man between himself and
it. The balloon-suited man began to get a slick reducing pill sales
talk; evidently the robot had scanned his profile. Phil hurried around
the corner after Lucky, who had turned down garish Opperly Avenue.
As if he had picked up a scent, Lucky abruptly left the wall, glided
across the sidewalk and padded across Opperly Avenue between the
passing cars. Phil followed, not without a certain heart pounding,
but with no real anxieties. Something allowed him to sense easily the
intentions of all the cars in the block--dodging them was almost fun.
He reached the opposite curb a good five feet ahead of a playful youth
in a jalopy with a tin body like a space jeep scribbled over with such
signs as "Oh, You Venusian!" and "Girls beware--escape speed zero."
Effortlessly recovering his breath, Phil found himself facing an ornate
cave mouth flanked with old-fashioned fluorescent posters, the largest
lettering on which read: "TONIGHT! Juno Jones, the Man-Maiming Amazon
vs. Dwarf Zubek, the Bone-Crushing Misogynist."
But he had no time to read the rest of the bill, for Lucky was dancing
up the broad corridor lined with giant stereographs of menacing,
half-naked men and women, looking in the dim light like genies freshly
materialized from smoke.
Ordinarily Phil would have felt a certain amount of disgust mixed with
fear and uneasy fascination at entering, or even passing, a wrestling
palace specializing in male-female, but today it seemed simply a part
of life. It never occurred to him not to follow Lucky.
Just short of some turnstiles and a robot ticket taker lost in shadows,
a side corridor spilled light. Lucky whisked into it. Phil had barely
rounded the corner after him when a long, handless, boneless gray arm
shot out of the wall and slapped itself firmly against Phil's middle.
"Where you think you're going, Mack?" a voice rasped from the wall. "On
your way." And it gave him a quick shove toward the ticket taker.
Phil could see Lucky mincing inquisitively down the side corridor,
which was lined with doors. He tried to go around the arm, but it
extended itself until it stretched from wall to wall.
"Still here?" the rasping wall inquired. "Look, Mack, I don't know your
voice. If you got business with somebody, name me their name and the
word they gave you."
"I just want to get my cat," Phil answered. Lucky had reached the end
of the corridor and was peering into the last doorway. "Here, Lucky,"
he called, but the cat took no notice.
"Means nothing to me," the wall rasped on. "You still ain't named me no
names that tripped any of my relays."
Lucky disappeared through the doorway. Phil said, "Please let me
through a minute to get my cat," trying to sound as sincere as he
could. "I'll be right back."
"I ain't letting nobody through," the wall asserted. "Give me a name
and word, quick, Mack."
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