Miss Ingham-Baker had, only four years earlier, left a fashionable
South Coast boarding-school fully educated for the battle of life.
There seem to be two classes of young ladies' boarding-schools. In the
one they are educated with a view of faring well in this world, in the
other the teaching mostly bears upon matters connected with the next.
In the last-mentioned class of establishment the young people get up
early and have very little material food to eat. So Mrs. Ingham-Baker
wisely sent her daughter to the worldly school. This astute lady knew
that girls who get up very early to attend public worship in the dim
hours, and have poor meals during the day, do not as a rule make good
matches. They have no time to do their hair properly, and are not
urged so much thereto as to punctuality at compline, or whatever the
service may be. And it is thus that the little habits are acquired,
and the little habits make the woman, therefore the little habits make
the match. Quod erat demonstrandum.
So Agatha was sent to a worldly school, where they promenaded in the
King's Road, and were taught at an early age to recognise the glance of
admiration when they saw it. They were brought up to desire nice
clothes, and to wear the same stylishly. On Sunday they wore bonnets,
and promenaded with additional enthusiasm. Their youthful backs were
straightened out by some process which the writer, not having been
educated at a girls' school, cannot be expected to detail. They were
given excellent meals at healthy hours, and the reprehensible habits of
the lark were treated with contumely. They were given to understand
that it was good to be smart always, and even smarter at church.
Religious fervour, if it ran to limpness of dress, or form, or mind,
was punishable according to law. A wholesome spirit of competition was
encouraged, not in the taking of many prizes, the attending of many
services, or the acquirement of much Euclid, but in dress, smartness,
and the accomplishments.
"My girls always marry!" Miss Jones was wont to say with a complacent
smile, and mothers advertised it.
Agatha had been an apt pupil. She came away from Miss Jones a finished
article. Miss Jones had indeed looked in vain for Agatha's name in
that right-hand column of the Morning Post where fashionable
arrangements are noted, and in the first column of the Times, where
further social events have precedence. But that was entirely Agatha's
fault. She came, and she saw, but she had not hitherto seen anything
worth conquering. So many of her school friends had married on the
impulse of the moment for mere sentimental reasons, remaining as awful
and harassed warnings in suburban retreats where rents are moderate and
the census on the flow. If there was one thing Miss Jones despised
more than love in a cottage, it was that intangible commodity in a
suburban villa.
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