The Grocery Man And Peck's Bad Boy: Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa, No. 2 - 1883Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
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The Grocery Man And Peck's Bad Boy: Peck's Bad Boy and His Pa, No. 2 - 1883
Peck, George W. (George Wilbur)
American wit and humor; Boys -- Fiction; Practical jokes -- Fiction
“It couldn't have worked better if we had rehearsed it. We had talked
about burglars at supper time, and got Pa nervous, so when he came up
stairs and was hit on the head with the bladder, the first thing he said
was 'Burglars, by mighty,' and he started to go back, and I hit him on
the breast pocket, where the bottle was, and then we rushed by him, down
stairs, and I said in a stage whisper, 'I guess he's a dead man,' and we
went down cellar and up the back stairs to my room and undressed.”
[Illustration: The old man stabbed 030]
“Pa hollered to Ma that he was murdered, and Ma called me, and I came
down in my night-shirt, and the hired girl she came down, and Pa was on
the lounge, and he said his life-blood was fast ebbing away. He held his
hand on the wound, and said he could feel the warm blood trickling clear
down to his boots. I told Pa to stuff some tar into the wound, such as
he told me to put on my lip to make my mustache grow, and Pa said, 'My
boy, this is no time for trifling. Your Pa is on his last legs. When I
came up stairs I met six burglars, and I attacked them, and forced four
of them down, and was going to hold them and send for the police, when
two more, that I did not know about, jumped on me, and I was getting the
best of them when one of them struck me over the head with a crowbar,
and the other stabbed me to the heart with a butcher knife. I have
received my death wound, my boy, and my hot southern blood, that I
offered up so freely for my country in her time of need, is passing from
my body, and soon your Pa will be only a piece of poor clay. Get some
ice and put on my stomach, and all the way down, for I am burning up.'
I went to the-water pitcher and got a chunk of ice and put inside Pa's
shirt, and while Ma was tearing up an old skirt to stop the flow of
blood, I asked Pa if he felt better, and if he could describe the
villains who had murdered him. Pa gasped and moved his legs to get them
cool from the clotted blood, he said, and he went on, 'One of them was
about six foot high, and had a sandy mustache. I got him down and hit
him on the nose, and if the police find him, his nose will be broke. The
second one was thick set, and weighed about two hundred. I had him down,
and my boot was on his neck, and I was knocking two more down when I was
hit. The thick set one will have the mark of boot heels on his throat.
Tell the police when I'm gone, about the boot heel marks.'
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