United States -- National Guard -- Juvenile fiction
It was past midnight. Few people were abroad. A loitering policeman
stopped at a street-corner as the boys went by and carelessly scanned
the group. They were not openly violating any law nor breaking any city
ordinance, therefore it was not his duty to interfere with their proper
use of the highway, nor to investigate their proposed activities. So
he swung his club back against his forearm, hummed under his breath
a tune that he used to know as a boy, and went placidly on about his
business. But if he had been suspicious, and had stealthily followed
them, he might have seen something that would have aroused within him
a measure of zeal in the performance of his undeniable duties. For,
passing down the main street of the city, not three blocks distant from
the corner where they had met the guardian of the public peace, these
young American citizens came to a cobbler’s shop on the door-casing of
which hung a board sign inscribed with the words:
“PUPPIES FOR SALE HERE.”
“That sign,” said Halpert McCormack, the apparent leader of the group,
“ought to come down. In my opinion a cobbler has no business to be
selling puppies. ‘Shoemaker, stick to your last!’ That’s a proverb we
parsed in Miss Buskin’s class this morning. What do you say, fellows?”
“Sure it ought to come down,” was the immediate and unanimous response.
“Besides,” added Little Dusty, the youngest boy in the company, “his
puppies is no good anyway. My cousin Joe bought one off of him last
week, and he can’t even bark yet.”
One member of the group, inclined to be facetious, inquired:
“Who can’t bark? Joe or the dog?”
“Neither one of ’em,” was the quick reply. “But the puppy’s got fleas
an’ Joe ain’t.”
“That settles it,” said Hal McCormack, gravely. “A man that will sell
puppies with fleas on ’em deserves no consideration from us.”
“Right you are!” was the response. “Here goes!”
It took but a minute to cut the sign loose from its fastenings and to
carry it around into a side street where darkness threw a protecting
mantle over mischief.
One of the other boys turned to Hal. “Well,” he said, “you told us to
take it down; now you got to say what we do with it.”
“Blessed if I know,” replied Hal.
“Stick it up somewheres,” suggested Little Dusty.
“Sure, stick it up somewheres,” exclaimed the first boy, “but where?”
“We might fasten it to the sign o’ Jim Nagel, the butcher,” responded
Little Dusty.
Then a boy known as Slicker spoke up. “Butchers don’t sell puppies,” he
said, “they buy ’em. Folks’d think he was goin’ out o’ business if he
put up a sign like that.”
“Oh,” commented Hal, “can that joke. It’s got whiskers.”
“Besides,” continued Slicker, “I know a better stunt than that. We’ll
take it up to Barriscale’s, an’ fasten it on the gate-post.”
“Gee!” exclaimed Little Dusty. “My dad works at Barriscale’s, and if
Mr. Barriscale found out I had a hand in it, Pop might get fired.”
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