Autobiographical fiction; France -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“What treachery!” thought Mme. de Villeparisis. “Of course that was what
she was whispering about the other day to Mme. de Beaulaincourt and Mme.
de Chaponay. I had no engagement,” she replied, “but I should not have
come. I heard Ristori in her great days, she’s a mere wreck now. Besides
I detest Carmen Sylva’s poetry. Ristori came here once, the Duchess of
Aosta brought her, to recite a canto of the _Inferno_, by Dante. In that
sort of thing she’s incomparable.”
Alix bore the blow without flinching. She remained marble. Her gaze was
piercing and blank, her nose proudly arched. But the surface of one
cheek was scaling. A faint, strange vegetation, green and pink, was
invading her chin. Perhaps another winter would level her with the dust.
“Now, sir, if you are fond of painting, look at the portrait of Mme. de
Montmorency,” Mme. de Villeparisis said to Legrandin, to stop the flow
of compliments which was beginning again.
Seizing her opportunity, while his back was turned, Mme. de Guermantes
pointed to him, with an ironical, questioning look at her aunt.
“It’s M. Legrandin,” murmured Mme. de Villeparisis, “he has a sister
called Mme. de Cambremer, not that that conveys any more to you than it
does to me.”
“What! Oh, but I know her quite well!” exclaimed Mme. de Guermantes, and
put her hand over her lips. “That is to say, I don’t know her, but for
some reason or other Basin, who meets the husband heaven knows where,
took it into his head to tell the wretched woman she might call on me.
And she did. I can’t tell you what it was like. She informed me that she
had been to London, and gave me a complete catalogue of all the things
in the British Museum. And this very day, the moment I leave your house,
I’m going, just as you see me now, to drop a card on the monster. And
don’t for a moment suppose that it’s an easy thing to do. On the
pretence that she’s dying of some disease she’s always at home, it
doesn’t matter whether you arrive at seven at night or nine in the
morning, she’s ready for you with a dish of strawberry tarts.
“No, but seriously, you know, she is a monstrosity,” Mme. de Guermantes
replied to a questioning glance from her aunt. “She’s an impossible
person, she talks about ‘plumitives’ and things like that.” “What does
‘plumitive’ mean?” asked Mme. de Villeparisis. “I haven’t the slightest
idea!” cried the Duchess in mock indignation. “I don’t want to know. I
don’t speak that sort of language.” And seeing that her aunt really did
not know what a plumitive was, to give herself the satisfaction of
shewing that she was a scholar as well as a purist, and to make fun of
her aunt, now, after making fun of Mme. de Cambremer: “Why, of course,”
she said, with a half-laugh which the last traces of her pretended ill
humour kept in check, “everybody knows what it means; a plumitive is a
writer, a person who holds a pen. But it’s a dreadful word. It’s enough
to make your wisdom teeth drop out. Nothing will ever make me use words
like that.
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