The Hampdenshire WonderBeresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science
The Hampdenshire Wonder
Beresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science fiction
I left Nottingham on Saturday after lunch--the weather was
hopeless--and I did not make use of the information I had for the
purposes of my paper. I was never a good journalist. But I went down
to Ailesworth on Monday morning, and found that Findlater and Stott
had already gone to Harley Street to see Graves, the King's surgeon.
I followed them, and arrived at Graves's house while Stott was
in the consulting-room. I hocussed the butler and waited with the
patients. Among the papers, I came upon the famous caricature of Stott
in the current number of Punch--the "Stand-and-Deliver" caricature,
in which Stott is represented with an arm about ten feet long, and the
batsman is looking wildly over his shoulder to square leg, bewildered,
with no conception from what direction the ball is coming. Underneath
is written "Stott's New Theory--the Ricochet. Real Ginger." While I
was laughing over the cartoon, the butler came in and nodded to me. I
followed him out of the room and met Findlater and Stott in the hall.
Findlater was in a state of profanity. I could not get a sensible
word out of him. He was in a white heat of pure rage. The butler, who
seemed as anxious as I to learn the verdict, was positively frightened.
"Well, for God's sake tell me what Graves said," I protested.
Findlater's answer is unprintable, and told me nothing.
Stott, however, quite calm and self-possessed, volunteered the
information. "Finger's got to come off, sir," he said quietly. "Doctor
says if it ain't off to-day or to-morrer, he won't answer for my 'and."
This was the news I had to give to England. It was a great coup from
the journalistic point of view, but I made up my three columns with
a heavy heart, and the congratulations of my editor only sickened
me. I had some luck, but I should never have become a good journalist.
The operation was performed successfully that evening, and Stott's
career was closed.
VII
I have already referred to the obsession which dominated Stott after
his accident, and I must now deal with that overweening anxiety of
his to teach his method to another man.
I did not see Stott again till August, and then I had a long talk
with him on the Ailesworth County Ground, as together we watched the
progress of Hampdenshire's defeat by Lancashire.
"Oh! I can't learn him nothing," he broke out, as Flower was hit to
the four corners of the ground, "'alf vollies and long 'ops and then
a full pitch--'e's a disgrace."
"They've knocked him off his length," I protested. "On wicket like
this...."
Stott shook his head. "I've been trying to learn 'im," he said, "but
he can't never learn. 'E's got 'abits what you can't break 'im of."
"I suppose it is difficult," I said vaguely.
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