The Hampdenshire WonderBeresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science
The Hampdenshire Wonder
Beresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science fiction
Ellen Mary Jakes exhibited no superiority over her sisters in the
matter of throwing a cricket ball. She was a friend of Ginger's mother,
and she was a woman of forty-two, who had long since been relegated
to some remote shelf of the matrimonial exchange. But her physical
disadvantages were outbalanced by her mental qualities. Ellen Mary was
not a book-worm, she read nothing but the evening and Sunday papers,
but she had a reasoning and intelligent mind.
She had often contemplated the state of matrimony, and had made more
than one tentative essay in that direction. She had walked out with
three or four sprigs of the Ailesworth bourgeoisie in her time, and
the shadow of middle-age had crept upon her before she realised that
however pliant her disposition, her lack of physical charm put her at
the mercy of the first bright-eyed rival. At thirty-five Ellen had
decided, with admirable philosophy, that marriage was not for her,
and had assumed, with apparent complacency, the outward evidences of
a dignified spinsterhood. She had discarded gay hats and ribbons,
imitation jewellery, unreliable cheap shoes, and chill diaphanous
stockings, and had found some solace for her singleness in more
comfortable and suitable apparel.
When Ellen, a declared spinster of seven years' standing, was first
taken into the confidence of Ginger Stott's mother, the scheme
which she afterwards elaborated immediately presented itself to
her mind. This fact is a curious instance of Ellen Mary's mobility
of intellect, and the student of heredity may here find matter for
careful thought. [2]
The confidence in question was Ginger's declared intention of becoming
the father of the world's greatest bowler. Mrs. Stott was a dark,
garrulous, rather deaf little woman, with a keen eye for the main
chance; she might have become a successful woman of business if she had
not been by nature both stingy and a cheat. When her son presented his
determination, her first thought was to find some woman who would not
dissipate her son's substance, and in her opinion--not expressed to
Ginger--the advertised purpose of the contemplated marriage evidenced
a wasteful disposition.
Mrs. Stott did not think of Ellen Mary as a possible daughter-in-law,
but she did hold forth for an hour and three-quarters on the
contemptible qualities of the young maidens, first of Ailesworth,
and then with a wider swoop that was not justified by her limited
experience, of the girls of England, Scotland, and Ireland at large.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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