The Hampdenshire WonderBeresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science
The Hampdenshire Wonder
Beresford, J. D. (John Davys)
Science fiction
Ginger stopped. The interest of the spectacle pierced his absorption
in the business he had in hand. Such a thing was almost unprecedented.
"What's up?" he asked of Puggy Phillips.
Puggy Phillips--hazarding his life by standing on the
shiny, slightly curved top of his butcher's cart--made
no appropriate answer. "Yah--ah--AH!" he screamed in
ecstasy. "Oh! played! Pla-a-a-ayed!!"
Ginger wasted no more breath, but laid hold of the little brass rail
that encircled Puggy's platform, and with a sudden hoist that lifted
the shafts and startled the pony, raised himself to the level of
a spectator.
"'Ere!" shouted the swaying, tottering Puggy, "What the ... are yer
rup to?"
The well-drilled pony, however, settled down again quietly to maintain
his end of the see-saw, and, finding himself still able to preserve
his equilibrium, Puggy instantly forgot the presence of the intruder.
"What's up?" asked Ginger again.
"Oh! Well 'it, WELL 'IT!" yelled Puggy. "Oh! Gow on, gow on agen! Run
it aht. Run it AH-T."
Ginger gave it up, and turned his attention to the match.
It was not any famous struggle that was being fought out on the old
Ailesworth Ground; it was only second-class cricket, the deciding match
of the Minor Counties championship. Hampdenshire and Oxfordshire,
old rivals, had been neck-and-neck all through the season, and, as
luck would have it, the engagement between them had been the last
fixture on the card.
When Ginger rose to the level of spectator, the match was anybody's
game. Bobby Maisefield was batting. He was then a promising young
colt who had not earned a fixed place in the Eleven. Ginger knew
him socially, but they were not friends, they had no interests in
common. Bobby had made twenty-seven. He was partnered by old Trigson,
the bowler, (he has been dead these eight years,) whose characteristic
score of "Not out ... O," is sufficiently representative of his
methods.
It was the fourth innings, and Hampdenshire with only one more
wicket to fall, still required nineteen runs to win. Trigson could
be relied upon to keep his wicket up, but not to score. The hopes
of Ailesworth centred in the ability of that almost untried colt
Bobby Maisefield--and he seemed likely to justify the trust reposed
in him. A beautiful late cut that eluded third man and hit the fence
with a resounding bang, nearly drove Puggy wild with delight.
"Only fifteen more," he shouted. "Oh! Played; pla-a-a-yed!"
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