‘If it thunders and lightens, and I get wet through and go into a consumption, so much the better,’ she exclaimed impatiently. ‘You and papa between you have contrived to make me so supremely miserable, that I don’t care what happens to me! In fact, the sooner I’m dead the better; and I’ve a good mind to take a dose of prussic acid and end it at once.’ This is a very usual threat of selfish and ill-tempered people, particularly if they have loving and anxious hearts to deal with. To Mrs Crampton, to whom the girl was everything in the world, Jenny’s words seem full of bitter portent. ‘Oh! my darling! my darling!’ she exclaimed, in a voice of the deepest concern, ‘don’t say such terrible things, even in jest, for Heaven’s sake! You will break my heart, Jenny, and your poor father would go mad if he heard you speak in such an awful way. Why! we would cut off our right hands to save you a moment’s trouble.’ ‘Yes! it looks like it, doesn’t it?’ said the young lady, sarcastically. ‘My dearest, don’t discuss the subject again. Wait a little and you will see it perhaps in a different light. My head aches so, Jenny, I am not fit to argue it with you, and you have been upset as well. Go for a nice drive, and the fresh air will make your head clearer. But be careful, my love, and don’t do anything rash! I’m half afraid of those cobs, Jenny, they’re so fresh and spirited.’ ‘Oh! you’re afraid of everything,’ replied her daughter in a tone of contempt; ‘and as for Aunt Clem, she’s alarmed at her own shadow.’ ‘I was never brought up to horses and dogs, as you have been, dear,’ said Miss Bostock, who was standing near. ‘No; nor to anything, I should think,’ replied her niece, as she prepared to get into her Ralli cart. ‘I often think you and mamma must have been born and reared on a desert island, you seem so utterly ignorant of the things most people do.’ With which Miss Crampton gently touched her steeds with the lash of her whip, and they went prancing down the drive as if they intended to bolt, whilst her mother and aunt held their breath with anxiety, lest the wilful driver should come to any harm.