The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace — John Shaqi
The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
History
The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
Soon I began to think of my mother. She was away on a visit, and would
not hear of my absence for a day or two. I had nineteen cents in my
pocket, and took it in my hands and counted it carefully. But I had my
horruck in a hidden pocket of my waistcoat.
Just as soon as possible I would stop somewhere and write my mother
a letter, and let her know what had befallen me. I felt sure that by
returning I should make her more trouble than by keeping away. She had
often described to me the perils of bad company, and I had promised to
be careful, but here I was up to my ears in it.
It was a mercy that sleep came to shorten that cloudless summer day. The
hot sun mounted high, and for a time must have glared down straight upon
us, and then descended below far wooded hills in the west; but still we
slept. It was growing dusk when I was awakened by the roar of a bird's
wings. Bony was on his knees within reach of my hand, looking down at
me. A bird kept dipping close to the ears of my companion and snapping
his wings.
Bony took a bun from his pocket, and crowded half of it into his mouth.
It stuck out like a wen, and slowly diminished as he ate. He renewed his
wen, saying as he did so:
“Come to supper, old man. The buns are all gone. Have some bread?”
I was hungry, and promptly answered, “Yes.”
“Plug or fine cut?” he demanded, taking crumbs of varying sizes out of
his hip-pocket. “Here's bread and two pieces of turnpike cheese, and one
egg on the half-shell, and three spikes.” The three spikes were dried
herring, which he had taken out of his trousers-pocket.
“Aunt Maria!” he exclaimed, as he took a bite of herring; “it's like
eating a jack-knife.”
He spoke glibly, and spread each article on a piece of newspaper in
front of us. My tongue was parched, and I went to the brook on my hands
and knees, and sank my mouth in the ripples and drank greedily, as if
I had been a creature of four feet. I never knew there could be so much
delight in the simple act of drinking water.
I ate two herrings and half of the cheese, and all the crumbs that fell,
as it were, from the rich man's table.
Suddenly we heard the whistle of a locomotive. “There's a railroad
nigh,” said Bony. “Ever ride on the cars?”
“No,” I answered. “Did you?”
“Pooh, hundreds o' miles!” he exclaimed, with disgust at the question.
“Come on; maybe we can get that train. It was four or five miles away
when it whistled.”
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