The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
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The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I suppose you've noticed that I can sling some rather big words,” he
remarked, presently. “Well, I always carry a pocket dictionary, an' when
I hear a word I like I look it up an' chalk it down in my note-book;
helps my conversation. I study it a good deal while I'm travelling. Ye
see, I never had a chance to go to school much--just learnt how to read
an' write an' cipher a little. My knowledge ain't very superior. Now,
that's quite a word--superior. How does it sound?”
“All right,” I answered.
“Never used it before--found it in the book to-day. I've got about forty
dollars saved, an' I've learnt thirty new words so 't I can use 'em.
When I go home by-an'-by they've got to look up to me.”
The oddness of it all was not lost upon me, young as I was. I think
often of the frankness of that young son of America, just beginning to
feel his way upward from the plane of lowly poverty and of his kindly
heart. I dreamed not then of what he was to do in the world.
“Come into this house with me,” said Mr. McCarthy. “I'll give ye an
exposition--ahem! that's one o' my new ones. Pretty fair kind of a
farm-house. Wouldn't wonder if there was some old silver in it.”
He led me to the front door of a big, square, old country mansion.
A maid opened the door and asked to know our business. Mr. McCarthy
removed his hat and bowed.
“Will you please communicate with the lady of the house,” said he,
“an' tell her that I am selling Sal? Kindly inform her that Sal cleans
silverware, glassware, gold, brass, and pewter; removes dirt from
woodwork, and makes the home bright and beautiful. If you've any old
silver I'd like to show ye what it 'll do.”
The maid brought him a tarnished tea-pot, and McCarthy went to work and
soon made it glow like a drop of dew in the sunlight. The maid took it
to her mistress, and returned presently with fifty cents to be invested
in Sal.
“I just wanted to show ye what Sal can do,” said Mr. McCarthy, as we
went away. “Ye got to believe what ye say or ye can't sell anything.
Make yourself believe in it, an' you'll succeed.” We came presently to
four corners in the road, where my new friend bade me sit down with him.
He consulted his note-book.
“Here,” said he, “are Jehoshaphat Corners. The straight road goes
to Canaan, Waterville, and Van Kleek's Huddle; the left to Putney,
Porridgeville, and Lawrence. You take one road an' I'll take the other,
an' four weeks from now we could meet an' settle up at Graham's Hotel in
Buffalo. It's only a dollar a day there. Here, I'll lend ye fifty cents;
it 'll help some till ye get a-going.”
“You're very kind, and I thank you for it.”
“Don't mention it,” said he. “It's no more than any gentleman would do.”
So we parted there, and I took the straight road and he turned to the
left.
ADVENTURE VI.--IN WHICH CRICKET HAS SUNDRY EXPERIENCES
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