The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of PeaceBacheller, Irving
History
The Hand-Made Gentleman: A Tale of the Battles of Peace
Bacheller, Irving
United States -- History -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I want you to go and ride behind my trotter with me,” said Mr.
McCarthy, presently. “Every gentleman has a trotter these days, and bets
a little money on him once in a while.”
The hand-made gentleman lived at an inn not far from Saratoga, and one
could not even enter it without getting a touch of the gay spirit of the
summer capital.
As we opened the shop door a drunken wretch in dirty clothing sat on the
porch. He rose, clinging to a column, and asked for a dollar.
“Well, uncle, back again, eh?” said the handmade gentleman. “No more
to-day--no more to-day.”
He spoke in a kindly tone, and said to me, as he went on:
“I know it's a disgrace, but I can't help it; and maybe he can't. He's
my uncle, and very fond o' me, after all. Followed me down here. Has a
spree every little while, and spends all he has earned in a day or two.
If I don't give him money he curses me, and goes about the place and
runs me down, and does all he can to make me ashamed o' myself. Many a
time I've felt like shooting him, but by-and-by I forgive the poor man
and lift him out o' the gutter and buy him new clothes and set him to
work again. And, do you know, he's been a great help to me, as ye might
say? Lord Chesterfield says that a gentleman should forgive injuries,
and I guess it's so. He's given me practice in the art of forgiving.
It's done me good. I kind o' think, sometimes, that when you help
another fellow to get on his feet you do more for yourself than ye do
for him.”
His trotter, hitched to a light buggy, was waiting at the door of the
inn, and we drove away.
“This is a daughter of one of the Morgans,” he said, as the mare began
to show her stride. “They're breeding for less weight and more power
and quicker action. It's a tendency of the times. Foot and wheel are
beginning to move faster. Everybody is tired of going slow. Mr. Bonner
says that he'll show us a horse by-and-by that can trot in 2.15.
“It's a funny thing,” he added, after a moment's pause; “my factory
kind o' sets the pace for this town. It starts the day and ends it. My
whistle sends every one to work, and tells 'em when to knock off, in
and out o' the shop. When it sounds in the morning you'll see men who
started a little late running to get to their jobs. It's brought new
ideas and business methods and a quicker step into the old town.” The
hand-made gentleman took me to my train soon after dinner. Pearl was
there to see me off.
“I'm glad you're comin' here, Jake,” he said, as he shook my hand.
“You've always been a great help to me.”
“I don't see how,” was my answer.
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