"Yeah. You did everything by the book, son, except the thing that
justified your excursion in the first place. When you came in you
merely forgot to seal the specimen box and set its cryogenic cell for
deep freeze. Bringing the chips into human temperature range may have
destroyed some of the specimen's value. Usually doesn't matter but in
this case I wonder--"
"Gosh, that's awful! I'd be glad to go out again."
"No, you may have stupidly done a smart thing. But you'll really boggle
it this time with the ecstasy clouding your mind."
"I'm thinking clearly, really I am."
"Can't be."
"Okay," he said, "test me. Give me some digits to multiply while you
punch them on the computer."
"All right," Hartley muttered impatiently. "38,373 times 14,621 times
322. Satisfied?"
After a few seconds, "1-8-0-6-5-8-6-2-5-8-2-6."
Hartley pulled a strand of tape from the computer. "Repeat it slowly."
Eyes widening, he followed the response on the tape. "You've got it
right!"
"Satisfied? Seriously, though, it's nothing when you know the tricks.
Old-time non-machine calculating was one of my hobbies when I was a
kid."
"It isn't 'nothing.' Space ecstasy ruins a man's ability to think
straight for hours. Plenty of bodies are still drifting around space
because in the early days they neglected the proper safety checks."
He stared through the magnifier at the asteroid, its flat face now
glittering in sunlight. "Starting to feel the hangover headache?"
"No, just fine. Nick, I've never felt this good in my life!"
"We'll wait here an hour."
* * * * *
But after the hour was up Cramer was still grinning. "I'm ready to go
out again," he said.
Hartley stared at him. "Then it _was_ that white stuff. Man, you've
hit on something. There have been a few reports about this kind of
untroubled ecstasy reaction but nobody ever spotted that powder. We're
going back!"
When the asteroid was back in position again they dropped to the
surface. Cramer started up but Hartley held him back in his seat. "This
time I do pull rank. I'm going out myself."
Cramer shrugged. "I'm in too good a mood to offer the slightest
protest."
"Your mood's why I'm going." He put on his suit and went into the rear
chamber. A few minutes later he disappeared outside.
"Everything okay?" Cramer radioed.
"Sure thing. I'll be right back. This stuff flakes off like mica, easy
to handle when you know the angles of the fault lines."
A few minutes later he was on board again. "You sure were fast!" Cramer
exclaimed.
"Get the comp-decomp going and don't chew so much fat."
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