The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired MenBeerbohm, Max, Sir
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The Happy Hypocrite: A Fairy Tale for Tired Men
Beerbohm, Max, Sir
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Love stories; Masks -- Fiction
[Footnote 4: I would refer my little readers once more to the pages of
_Contemporary Bucks_, where Captain Tarleton speculates upon the sudden
disappearance of Lord George Hell and describes its effect on the town.
"Not even the shrewdest," says he, "even gave a guess that would throw a
ray of revealing light on the _disparition_ of this profligate man. It
was supposed that he carried off with him a little dancer from Garble's,
at which _haunt of pleasantry_ he was certainly on the night he
vanished, and whither the young lady never returned again. Garble
declared he had been compensated for her perfidy, but that he was sure
she had not succumbed to his Lordship, having in fact rejected him
soundly. Did his Lordship, say the cronies, take his life--and hers? _Il
n'y a pas d'épreuve._ The _most astonishing_ matter is that the runaway
should have written out a complete will, restoring all money he had won
at cards, etc. etc. This certainly corroborates the opinion that he was
seized with a sudden repentance and fled over the seas to a foreign
monastery, where he died at last in _religious silence_. That's as it
may, but many a spendthrift found his pocket clinking with guineas, a
not unpleasant sound, I declare. The Regent himself was benefited by the
odd will, and old Sir Follard Follard found himself once more in the
ancestral home he had forfeited. As for Lord George's mansion in St.
James's Square, that was sold with all its appurtenances, and the money
fetched by the sale, no bagatelle, was given to various good objects,
according to my Lord's stated wishes. Well, many of us blessed his
name--we had cursed it often enough. Peace to his ashes, in whatever urn
they may be resting, on the billows of whatever ocean they float!"]
Yes! Few and faint became the blemishes of his honeymoon. At first he
had felt that his waxen mask, though it had been the means of his
happiness, was rather a barrier 'twixt him and his bride. Though it was
sweet to kiss her through it, to look at her through it with loving
eyes, yet there were times when it incommoded him with its mockery.
Could he put it from him! Yet that, of course, could not be. He must
wear it all his life. And so, as days went by, he grew reconciled to his
mask. No longer did he feel it jarring on his face. It seemed to become
a very part of him, and, for all its rigid material, it did forsooth
express the one emotion that filled him, true love. The face for whose
sake Jenny gave him her heart could not but be dear to this George
Heaven, also.
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