The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
Fiction
Why (the old men say), why, this Japhra's Gentleman, mark me, he was
one of the quick-ones--one of the movers, one of the swift-boys, one of
the dazzlers, one of the few! He come in _tic-tac! tic-tac!
tic-tac!_--quicker'n my old jaws can say it: _Left-right! left-right!
left-right!_--like his two fists was a postman's knock. Pinsent never
see nothing like it. He was one of the class ones, this Pinsent--one
of the pretty ones, one of the sparrers, one of the walk-rounds,
talk-rounds, one of the wait-a-bits; never in no hurry, the class-ring
boys--all watching first to see what a man's got for 'em. He muddy
soon saw, Foxy! Foxy never see nothing like it. First along, he prop
this quick-boy off, an' prop him off, an' prop him off; an' catch him
fair and rattle him, an' smash him one and stagger him, an' side-step
an' shake him up; but still he come, and still he come, and still he
come; _tic-tac! tic-tac! tic-tac!_ ah, he was one of the quick-ones,
one of the dazzlers, one of the steel-boys.
Pinsent never see nothing like it. He come back after the first round
thinking this was novice stuff--going all out like that from the
gong--and laughin' at the bustle of it, an' Buck Osborn an' Nut Harris
an' his boys laughin' back at him. Second round he come back an' give
a bit of a spit on the ground an' ease up his trunks an' look
thoughtful. Third round he step back slowly 's if he'd a puzzle to
think about,--third round I mind me Dingo, Dingo Spain, chip him
friendly while he pass the sponge over him, and Foxy turn on him like
he had the devil in his eyes. "What in hell's that to you?" he give
him. "Keep your grins in your ugly mouth," he give him, "lest you want
me to wipe it for you!" He was rattled some, that foxy one; not hurted
much--one of the tough ones, Foxy--but bothered by it an' not quite
sure what to make of it, like a man with a wops buzzin' round his
head--that was the like of it with that quick-boy comin' at him, an'
comin' at him, an' comin' at him.
Ay, but he was one of the tough ones, Foxy--one of the lie-lows, one of
the shifty ones, one of the snaky-boys, one of the cautions! He went
out fourth round for to serve it up to that quick-boy with some of his
crafty bits. I like a bit o' craft meself. I was a Maddox man, me,
an' I set up a holler, an' we all holler, take my word, when we see
Foxy servin' of it up to that quick-boy like he lay hisself to do then.
Give his tongue to him a treat, he did. Walkin' out to him--tiptoe an'
crouchin' at him. "What, you're in a hurry, my gentleman!" he chips
him. "You'll make yourself hot, my pretty pet, if you don't steady
down," he chips him. "That's not lady's manners, runnin' about like
you've been," he chips him.
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