The Happy WarriorHutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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The Happy Warrior
Hutchinson, A. S. M. (Arthur Stuart-Menteth)
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That quick-boy come at him an' he slip a bit of craft on him quick as a
snake. Side-step, he did, that foxy one; an' duck an' say, "Where's
your manners?" an' rake his head across an' butt that quick-boy's
stomach so he grunts; an' up an' hook him one, an' follow him an' lash
him one, an' "Mind your manners, you bastard!" he says an' half across
the ring an' waitin' for him. Three times he butt him so, an' each
time hook him one, an' all the time lip-lippin' of him, an' us boys
hollerin' an' Stingo's boys hollerin' an' the animals in the cages
hollerin' back on us. Holler!--I mind me I was in a fair muck sweat
with it.
Back he goes again, next round, that foxy one, an' "Why, dear, dear,
you've got some beauty-spots on your face, my pretty gentleman!" he
chips him. "Come an' let's paint 'em up a bit for you, my little
lady!" he chips him. Ay, that was a round, that one! That Japhra,--a
rare one that Gipsy Japhra--had been talkin' to that quick-boy whiles
he had him on his knee; an' when he comes in, an' that foxy one goes to
rake him with buttin' him again, he step back, that quick-boy, for to
cut him as he come out. I see the move--but that foxy one! All craft
that foxy one was--one of the snaky ones, one of the tough boys, one of
the coves! 'Stead o' swingin' through with his head, he swing up and
hook his left 'un with it, an' chin that quick-boy one, an' "Paint!" he
says, "There's paint for you, you dog!" an' lash him one where he had a
little mouse-lump over his eye; an' true enough, the paint splits
across an' comes streaky down that quick-boy's face.
You'd ha' thought--I lay me I know what that foxy one thought. Blood
fierce went that foxy one when he see that blood, an' in he goes,
fierce after blood, for to finish it; leaved off his craft and went in
for to hammer him. He muddy soon goed back to craft again, Foxy! That
quick-boy shook his head an' run back; an' draws a breath an' meets
him; an' throats him one an' staggers him; an' draws a breath an'
follows him; an' pastes him one an' grunts him; an' _tic-tac! tic-tac!
tic-tac!_ an' follows him, an' follows him, an' follows him. Like a
wops he was--like a bull-tamer he was, an' that foxy one gets all
muddled with him, an' runs back puzzled with him, an' then catches hold
of hisself, an' stops hisself--I reckon he wondered where 'n hell he'd
be soon if he didn't--and puts in that duck an' butt craft again; an'
that quick-boy steadies for him like old Japhra bin teachin' of him;
an' when that foxy one swings across, that quick-boy smashes up under
him--_crack!_ like a stone-breaker with his hammer; an' that foxy one
come back to us with his mouth split, an' his chin red; an' while he
sit blowin' take a toof out; an' while he sit blowin' get it drip-drop
on his chest from where the blood run to his chin.
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